traumatic chronicles of Kelsie blain in Banff
What occurred to Kelsie’s rear end in Banff?
Hole in butte which flashed families and Josh’s parents
What happened to Rhonda the very first day kelsie got her
Tire blew up on the side of the highway
What location did Kelsie wake up in at the beaverdam party?
In the bushes by the fire pit all alone
What name did Evan Kaban give kelsie after not seeing her for months
The Throat Goat
What took over kelsie’s lakeland dorm bathroom?
black mold
What crippling illness happened to Kelsie and was pointed out by a random Sobeys worker?
Planters fasciitis
What crime did Kelsie commit at the gas station?
Driving away with the pump
Who is Kelsie’s number 1 celebrity opp
China Anne Mcclain
What did Kelsie do on the lrt coming home from an Oilers game
Speed dating with the random stranger named Joe
What is Kelsie’s favourite medical procedure?
Enema :(
What horror did kelly and Nicole wake up to in the tent?
Kelsie completely nude due to heat exhaustion
What position did Luke Bartman align himself in in Rhonda?
Which set of twins seemingly “saved my life” and Kelsie stated she often longed to hold?
Dolan twins
What did Kelsie sink fill up with ?
Mud supposedly
what did kelsie leave on her bedside table for Randy to find
her vibrator
What phrase did Jason mutter after Kelsie buried her face in his crotch?
Nice to meet you too
What surprise did Kelsie find in Rhonda’s air filter?
Family of big rats
What happened to kelsie on the grade 8 Japser ski trip
Skied off a cliff resulting in her having to be brought down on the sled and put on pain meds for the 7 hour bus ride home and catheter
What sober action did Kelsie do in an Uber that she is ashamed of?
Threw up all over the window
what sports team event was kelsie photographed playing in high school
the special olympics basketball team
What official role did Kelsie get immediately appointed on the white water rafting expedition?
Wave blocker
To whom did Kelsie leave stranded at the 7/11 at 3AM after he acted suspicious and stole maddis water for his bong?
We still don’t know his name to this day but was likely a school shooter
What item did kelsie leave BCHS with, often referred to as her twin sister?
Mr. Cowdens puppet CHELSEA
what did the fortune teller tell Kelsie she was never allowed to own?
A pet
where did kelsie get her first period
the swimming pool