Kelvin and The Ladies
This lucky lady had the honor of being Kelvin's prom date.
Who is "Christy Ng"?
Before Kelvin claimed to be "gifted" and subsequently switched schools, he was a young attendee of this elementary school.
What is "Dearborn Elementary"?
This fundamental NBA player's calm and collector helped him earn the honor of being Kelvin's favorite basketball player.
Who is "Tim Duncan"?
What is "seven"?
Who is "Evie"?
Often referred to simply as "P-Dawg", this is the actual first name of Kelvin's loving mother.
What is "Priscilla"?
This young gentleman is credited as being Kelvin's favorite teacher of all time.
Who is "Steve Miranda"?
Despite coming from parents less than 5 feet tall, Kelvin was able to reach this imposing height.
What is "5 foot 4 inches"?
Kelvin put his alcohol drinking days behind him after he was diagnosed with this medical condition.
What is "fatty liver"?
When Victoria moved in with Kelvin she brought a cat into the mix who goes by this interesting name.
Who is "Mitzee"?
This popular young lady had the honor of being Kelvin's "only high school crush".
Who is "Lisa Tran"?
Kelvin's lowest grade (a "C") was earned in this subject.
What is "band"?
Kelvin once met this famous local politician and Franklin high school graduate while enjoying a round of golf.
Who is "Gary Locke"?
True or False: Kelvin has been to over ten strip clubs
What is "true"?
The third installment of this video game was enough to make it Kelvin's favorite video game of all time.
What is "Mass Effect 3"?
Kelvin was openly very complimentary of this middle school classmate's "nice rack".
Who is "Amanda Chhun"?
What is the "Dragon"? (Lowell and Dearborn)
During Kelvin's senior year playing for his SCAA (Seattle Chinese Athletic Association) basketball squad, what place did his team finish in the league?
What is "third place"?
Kelvin has sustained this number of broken bones throughout his years of athletic competition.
What is "one"?
When Kelvin decides to whip up a fancy meal, he considers this combination his signature dish.
What is "Steak and Lobster"?
This Holy Names graduate with the screen name "Frizzled Banty" was Kelvin's only middle school crush.
Who is "Lisa Verzemnieks"?
During his short stint in the band, this was Kelvin's instrument of choice.
What is the "saxaphone"?
Kelvin uses this brand of golf clubs when he tees off on the green.
What is "Red Bird"?
Kelvin once had his belt broken by an extra vigorous lap dance from a stripper at this Las Vegas establishment.
What is "Spearmint Rhino"?
When Kelvin lays down to listen to some music, he may opt for "Little Wing" by this musician, also his all time favorite guitarist.
Who is "Stevie Ray Vaughan"?