I'm the ___ of pasion
Disaster
Bridget (Guilty Gear)
This LA team is clad in purple and gold, and where Kobe spent all of his career. RIP Mamba
Lakers
This short stack carries a big gun and a bigger dps. Once a bandle gunner, always a bandle gunner
Tristana
Could I interest you in ___ all of the time?
This teacher moonlights as a maid and gives you special massages after battle. The PTA conferences at Shujin must be wild
Kawakami Sadayo (Persona 5)
LA Rams
This pink puffball terrorized many of kevin's friends while playing smash brothers. Watch out for the sleep
Jigglypuff
Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. I ___ you
Miss
This league of legends man was a born fighter, though don't tell his mom that. I ban him most games because he's unfair, but those abs. He even does sit-ups in lane!
Sett
I haven't watched this team in years but go baseball! They aren't the angles but they're pretty close
LA Dodgers
This doctor flies around the battlefield in her Valkyrie themed suit. Around her, heroes never die.
Mercy
A Man chooses a ___ obeys
Slave
This lass is a main character, bar owner, and martial arts master while being a friend of Cloud. She certainly locked my heart away.
Tifa Lockhart
This English Premier league team is fun to watch and often have explosive games, as if the players were shot out of a cannon
Arsenal
This dragon-ground land shark pokemon once won kevin and online matchup by sweeping the entire opponent's team and is also fun to play in pokemon unite. Giga impact for the win
Garchomp
Legend of Zelda: ____ princess
twilight
This imp constantly degrades you, bosses you around Hyrule, and wears fused shadow as headgear. Her treatment certainly didn't have a lasting impression on me or my bedroom tastes
While arguably not a sportsball team this esports organization held me captive in my late teens. Doublelift was their superstar, back before he was bad
Counter Logic Gam
This is Kevin's highest skill as of 2/22/23. He doesn't particularly like doing this skill in real life or in the game. Somewhat ironic, just don't get baited or fall to heed the clue: hook line and sinker.
Fishing