Dirty Sayings
It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! Time sure does fly but its ok because its time for......
Dickember
What did the reindeer not let Rudolph do because of his shiny red nose?
Join in any reindeer games
Who tries to stop Christmas from coming by stealing all the things of Christmas from the "Who's"?
The Grinch
What are the two other most popular names for Santa Claus?
Kris Kringle & Saint Nick
What year did I start high school....
2007
When I think about you I touch my ______
elf
In Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, what is the first name of Scrooge?
Ebenezer
The red and white costume of Father Christmas was allegedly first introduced by which beverage company?
(Have this and a smile.)
Coca Cola
Name 2 of 3 traditional Christmas colors.
red, green, and gold
At what age did I break my leg.....
2-Everyone stare at her Aunt Lea she is responsible
If you jingle my bells, your guaranteed a ....
White Christmas
What did Frosty the Snowman do when a magic hat was placed on his head?
He began to dance around
You make this type of house on Christmas Eve?
Gingerbread house
The most common Christmas tree topper.
Star or an angel
What month and year did I graduate college.....
December 2016
Why is Santa sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
Your parents might hide this little guy around the house leading up to Christmas?
The Elf on a Shelf
Which type of tree was the partridge sitting in, according to a well known Christmas Song?
Pear
Which of Santa's reindeer's name begins with the letter V?
Vixen
What is the most shots I have ever taken in one sitting?
15
Let me lick you like a candy cane and unwrap your package, my holiday bush is ready for .......
snackage
The name of Rudolph's special friend who is a girl reindeer.
Clarice
You might attend this type of party the week of Christmas?
(You only wear it once a year.)
Ugly Christmas Sweater
What do some people hang by their fireplace?
Stockings
What is my zodiac sign.....?
Sagittarius!! Since you ain't one take a SHOT!
Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he was hoping for a screamer or moaner.
Whose teeth were pulled in the Rudolf movie?
The Abominable Snowman or Yeti
You might leave these out for Santa before you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
Milk and cookies
According to the song The Twelve Days of Christmas, how many gold rings did my true love send to me?
5
What was the name of my second car.
Cocaine- She gave me high blood pressure, running nose because of no heat, smoked on the Eway and often needed to be shot up with antifreeze