Movies Not Starring Vin Diesel
Keanu Reeves’ kill count in this movie was 77. Vin Diesel would have gotten 78.
John Wick
This historic event which occurred on July 20, 1969 was a giant leap for mankind.
Moon landing
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Showing extreme care in one’s work.
DILigent
Golf comedy starring Adam Sandler and a 2000s chick show starring Lauren Graham.
Happy Gilmore Girls
She was the first Disney princess with a tattoo.
Pocahontas
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was set in 1969 and centered around the infamous murders of this cult leader.
Charles Manson
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
This alliterative term means to waste time or loiter.
DILly dally
Circular spinning food tray and the star of Thelma & Louise.
Lazy Susan Sarandon
DILLY DOUBLE
Taxi Driver
Heeeeere’s the host of the Tonight Show in 1969.
Johnny Carson
Why don’t you ever trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something.
A Mexican dish, consisting of a soft tortilla that is filled primarily with cheese and then cooked on a griddle.
QuesaDILla
Poker hand of 3 aces & 2 kings with a Netflix political show starring Kevin Spacey.
This famous Bruce Lee movie features a fight scene where he breaks Jackie Chan’s neck. Vin Diesel would have killed them both.
Enter the Dragon
This novel by Mario Puzo was published in 1969. It became one of the greatest movies of all time when it was adapted in 1972 by Francis Ford Coppola.
The Godfather
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
The process of decreasing the concentration of a solute in a solution.
DILution
24K Magic singer who is a type of robotic vehicle that explored the surface of the red planet.
Bruno Mars Rover
These animals guard the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Vin would have had no trouble with them.
Snakes
Nobody knows the real age of this world famous singer. But she’s rumored to be born in 1969.
Mariah Carey
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Narcissus is its scientific name. But this is its prettier common name.
DaffoDIL
Famous traitor to the Americans during the revolutionary war and the star of Terminator.
Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger