Toddler Jokes food
What fruit do twins love?
Pears
Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks.
Why did the queen bee go to the doctor.
She has hives
Why do chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did the m & m go to school?
he wanted to be a smarty.
What kind of keys are sweet?
Cookies
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.
What is the greasiest bug?
Butter-fly
What day of the week do chickens hate?
Fry-day
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
gummy bear
why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A Fsh.
Why did the bee cry
He missed his honey.
How o chickens get away In a hurry?
They scramble away.
Why did the candy go to outer space?
To find the Milky Way
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Why did the egg hide?
Because she was a little chicken.
Who is the best candy w-rapper?
Eminem.
How do chickens bake cake?
From Scratch.