thursday
sardine
fifty
seggsy
i dunno
100

The name of Burt’s federal abuser.

Malachi

100

This hulk of a man grows softer.

Richard

100

Dumb-blonde who invites everyone to her par-tay (almost).

Kim Svensson

100

Burt’s biggest present.

A cat

100

Who we meet in chapter seventeen.

Liesel and Rebecca.

200

Name of miss Sawyer Macbeth.

Joan

200

Where this chapter takes place.

Police station and home

200

Type of accessory Burt wears.

Cat ears

200

How old Burt is turning.

Seventeen

200

Full-fledged relationship begun in chapter eighteen.

Curtisson

300

Hotel Sawyer gets his azz whooped at.

City Glade

300

Who goes to check on Burt.

Reginald

300

Both names Kim guesses as Burt’s.

Bill and Benjamin

300

Order of names listed on the card.

Reginald, Richard, Vivian

300

Song that goes with chapter nineteen.

Townie

400

Sven’s Home Screen.

Him and his sister (Kimmy =))

400

Color of the ink Burt uses.

Red

400

Joan’s ‘animalistic’ skirt pattern.

Cheetah print

400

Name of Burt’s new kitty and the origin of that name.

Mella/Greek

400

Occasion celebrated in chapter twenty.

Anniversary

500

Where Malachi’s boot landed.

Burt’s ribs.

500

Last sentence of the chapter.

“It’ll be a while until I’m even ready to speak.”

500

Title of this chapter.

Cider

500

Time Burt wakes up.

7:30am

500

Final four chapter titles (17-20 in order).

Roadtrip, Kisses, Light, Anniversary