Balls
Usually orange and leathery, like our president (ooo good one eric)
Basketball
Grampy and Grammy's home for three months,
Pancakes with Aunt Jemima,
Sand with very few lumps,
The state is called
South Carolina
I bet the angel's jealous of a girl I know
Snow
Bruins, Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics
Boston
Yes, of course! This family member is very polite.
Aurora
White with red stitches. Throw them, or hit them with wood or metal.
Baseball
Alabama, Arkansas,
This state is neither of the above, but is part of one of them
Kansas
I want to be a child climbing trees somewhere, breathing in the fresh outside air
Burn, Burn, Burn
Penguins, Steelers, Pirates
Pittsburgh
Tall, dark, and handsome. A skilled cook and writer. Has hugged Henry over a thousand times. Arguably the funniest on his side of the family.
Grampy
Thin, big, bouncy, roll away in the wind.
Beach
This state is only one syllable, and we have never been there.
Maine
All is fair in love and war
But what the hell are we even fighting for?
Dawns
Falcons, Braves, Hawks
Atlanta
The best baker in a family of great bakers. Maker of the best dessert ever made- Carrot Cake Cheesecake.
Grandma Tracie
Colorful, hard, numbered
Pool/Billiards
It's three largest cities all start with the letter "C" but there is no "C" in its name. The only non-vowel in it is an "H"
Ohio
They said I's a wanna-be cowboy from a cutthroat town
With tattooed skin and nobody around
Overtime
Avalanche, Nuggets, Rockies, Broncos
Denver
A true outdoorsman, you can't keep this one inside for more than a couple of hours. Hunts, years for fish, and can't be tied down.
Marco
Small, hard, bouncy. White or orange. Hit them with paddles on a table.
Ping Pong
There's only four different letters (one vowel and three different consonants) in this 11-letter state.
Mississippi
There's house hopping' on the edge of town
I'm revved up, thirsty, and ready to drown
Fear and Friday's
Marlins, Panthers, Heat, Dolphins
Miami
Our family's youngest, this person was probably not named after Grampy's mother
Winnie