Safety
Middle School Safety Officer
Who is Valoy Rands?
NOT a guideline
but a rule
What is take your attendance accurately, every period, every day?
Sunshine Fund Contribution
What causes Mrs. Rands to behave like a loan shark, shaking down faculty members?
That's Mrs. B***** to you!
What is how Mrs. Rands responded when a a student leaned over the counter to call her a B****?
E Bike
What is Mrs. Rands mode of transportation in retirement?
Bike Helmet
What is what to wear if you are going to ride a bike when you are as old as dirt in retirement?
Leave No Blanks
What is an expression Mrs. Rands has said hundreds and thousands of times over the course of the years, and still, someone leaves a blank?
Swear Words
What is something that never comes out of Mrs. Rand's mouth?
Office Saufley, Mr. Schvaneveldt, Mr. Schroeder, Maintenance
Who does Valoy have on speed dial?
The Loves of Her Life
Who are Mrs. Rand's grandchildren and the little people she will spend her retirement with?
911
What is the number Kelvin needs to keep handy when Mrs. Rands rides her e bike?
Shame Email
What is what you get when you forget to take attendance?
Rub My Feet
What is what Valoy wants Karen to do after a tough day and what Kelvin will now do every day in retirement?
Old $$$ Woman
What is the name Mrs. Rands was called when she tried to take a student's phone?
KOA, Walmart Parking Lot and her kids' driveways
Where will Mrs. Rands stay in her camper?
Goofy Games
What is the strategy the Safety Officer uses to refresh the staff on safety procedures?
22
What is the number of years Mrs. Rands has taken attendance at Kimberly Middle School?
Grateful
What is how the staff feels after Valoy plans special occasions such a Wakiki Wednesday, treasure hunts, and parent-teacher conference dinners?
"I pooped my pants" and "Can you help me put my eyeball back in?"
What are phrases you never want to hear in a middle school?
The Talent Code and The Courage to Teach
What are books Mrs. Rands will NEVER have to read in retirement?
The Vault
What is where you find Mrs. Rands hiding in an active shooter situation?
Valoy Rands
Who is the person who knows where approximately all 450 students are every second of every day of every week of the entire year?
Dress Code Rule of Thumb
What is no cleavage or crackage?
The number 5
What is the number of principals Mrs. Rands has had at KMS ?
Dispensing Drugs, Tracking Down Attendance, and Fielding Angry Parent Phone Calls
What are the things Mrs. Rands won't miss about KMS?