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Said no teacher ever...
Just
Sayin..
Only in Kindergarten
"F" in school
You know it's Monday when...
100
Yes, I am such an amazing teacher, so could you please pack as many _______ into my classroom as possible.
What is students.
100
Most of the time, this could have just been an email.
What is a staff meeting
100
As soon as you go outside for recess, one of your students will say this?
What is "I have to go to the bathroom."
100
Most Kindergarten teachers have one of these in their desks.
What is a flask.
100
All of these in the building are jammed.
What is the copy machine.
200
I am so excited to get back to school after a long relaxing __________!
What is summer
200
I'd rather come in to school with pneumonia, 102.5 temp, strep throat, and diarrhea than do this?
What is write sub plans.
200
You have been asked by the same child twenty times today to do this?
What is "tie their shoes."
200
It is three o"clock on a Friday and most teachers do not give this?
What is a "f*&%".
200
40 of these are waiting for a response.
What are parent emails.
300
Sure, I don't mind if Johnny comes back to school with _____. I am sure nobody will notice his buzz cut.
What is lice.
300
Spend 4 hours learning something you probably already knew.
What is PD.
300
The one thing you will never forget.
Your name
300
Every morning in February you run to the window to check for these?
What are flakes.
300
this is left on your kitchen counter
What is your lunch.
400
I am so glad I can go home at 3:30 to ______.
What is relax.
400
Asks your students to answer 30 questions on a device they can not use within the first month of school.
What is aReading, and aMath
400
You just spent 15 minutes modeling an activity. Immediately following, one of your students will ask this?
What is, "what do I do?"
400
What most kindergarteners do the moment you are done giving directions.
What is forget.
400
you can not do this in the morning?
What is wake up.
500
______ has really improved my teaching. I hope next year we get to document all the strands!
What is MKEA
500
The quickest form you will ever complete.
What is the evaluation at the end of a PD workshop.
500
This is considered a delicacy amongst students.
What is a booger.
500
What do you call the day when five of your most difficult students are absent?
What is a fantasy.
500
You can't wait to get home and you haven't even...
what is "left for work yet"