Whose line is it anyways?
I'm De-LEAR-ious
That's insulting!
She's a Goner-il!
Fool me once...
100

Nothing, my lord. 

Cordelia

100

What triggers Lear to go crazy? 

His daughters deny him his knights

100

Translate: I'll so carbonado his shanks! 

I'll slice up his thighs like flank steak. 

100

How does Edmund die? 

Edgar stabs him. 

100

Why does Gloucester think Edgar is trying to kill him?

Edmund tricks him

200

That's a wise man and a fool. 

The fool

200

Where does Lear spiral into madness? 

A raging storm!

200

Translate: I'll make a sop o'th' moonshine of you.

I'll make ground beef out of you!

200

How does Regan die?

Poisoned by Goneril

200

Why does Lear foolishly banish Cordelia?

He thinks she doesn't love him because she's not willing to flatter him like her sisters. 

300

See't shalt thou never!

Cornwall

300

What makes Gloucester go crazy?

His eyes are stabbed out. 

300

Translate: That's a shelled peascod.

That's an empty pea pod. 

300

How does Oswald die?

He is killed by Edgar
300

Why does the Fool give Kent his fool's cap? 

The fool thinks Kent is being foolish for continuing to be loyal to Lear. 
400

If not by birth, have lands by wit. All with me's meet that I can fashion fit. 

Edmund

400

Why does Lear go crazy (i.e. why does he feel the way he feels)? 

His ego is bruised. He used to be a powerful king and now he has let his daughters take that power away. 

400

Translate: A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats!

You're a lowlife, a rascal who eats leftover scraps.

400

How does Goneril die?

Takes her own life after poisoning Regan

400

How is Gloucester further betrayed by Edmund? 

Edmund tells Cornwall he is helping Lear. 
500

I have a journey, sir, shortly to go.

Kent

500

What makes Edgar go crazy?

He is being blamed for conspiring to kill he father, which he is not actually doing.

500

Translate: I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him. 

Please let me grind this lowlife into a powder and use it to plaster up the bathroom walls.

500

How does Kent die? 

Trick Question -- technically, the play doesn't include his death but it is inferred that he takes his own life. 

500

Why does Lear foolishly ban Kent? 

He was trying to encourage Lear to reconsider banishing Cordelia.