Meet The Folks On Rainey Street
Who Said That?
All About Cotton
Arlen Foodie Favorites
Fake Town, Real People
200
This citizen of Arlen is the Block Captain of Rainey Street
Hank Hill
200
"I am what the magazines call a Super Woman"
Peggy
200
Cotton Hill claims to have this many confirmed kills during his time in the military
Fitty
200
At a funeral, Kahn tells a story about a man who ate this red fruit while hanging from a tiny branch
A Strawberry
200
Bill dates this former Gov of Texas shortly until his ex-wife shows back up and ruins him all over again
Ann Richards
400
As a kid, he had high hopes of becoming a prop comin and moving to New York
Bobby Hill
400
"This baby's so huge if I crash into your puny pickup, you get flat like pancake!"
Kahn
400
Peggy is "lovingly" referred to by Cotton as this
Hank's Wife
400
Bobby quite enjoys the food at the new deli in town, but develops this form of arthritis as a result
Gout
400
This flugelhorn-tooting jazz musician is the spokesman for Mega-Lo-Mart
Chuck Mangione
600
The daughter of an oil rig worker and an alcoholic felon, she spends the first few seasons living in her uncle's den
Luanne Platter
600
"I will need about an hour... and a bottle of Asti Spumante"
John Redcorn
600
Cotton shrank from 6'4" to just 5' during the war. He claims this to be the reason
Tojo blew his shins off
600
Peggy accidentally gives this country music star food poisoning when he eats her Apple Brown Betty
Kix Brooks
600
Peggy has her song lyrics stolen by this country music legend. Unfortunately, her love for him was not "Forever and Ever"
Randy Travis
800
"Shug" is a common affection used by her when talking to her friends
Nancy Gribble
800
"I bet she grew this summer too... and she's always been realllly tall."
Joseph Gribble
800
Cotton worked with Dale to steal this artifact from the Arlen Museum
Santy Anny's Artificial Leg
800
Bobby once dated a vegan girl and when they broke up he ate a steak weighing this much in 37 minutes just to spite her
72 ounces
800
Hank shares a duet, not a joint, with this country music star after Bobby hits him in the eye with a golf club
Willie Nelson
1000
Rainey Street Residents prefer to call Boomhauer by his last name rather than this, his first name
Jeff
1000
"It's not that dark in here, but sure I could be a little scared"
Connie
1000
Cotton claims he crawled through a minefield in Guam to retrieve this famous General's corn cob pipe
General MacArthur
1000
Bill is a well-known food lover and believes that "If everybody fried their food..." this would happen
There Would Be No War
1000
This rock legend is revealed to be Hank's cousin, who gives Bobby a spin on his custom guitar
Dusty Hill from ZZ Top