FAMOUS TV SPOILERS
The blogger is Dan Humphrey! Who's not even a girl!
Gossip Girl
Theory of relativity developer Albert's cabernets & merlots (try the E = mc2 Chardonnay--it's da bomb!)
Einstein's wines
He was one of the founders of the company now known as HP
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Packard
Who killed Laura Palmer? Her dad! Possessed by an evil spirit named Bob!
Twin Peaks
Danish physicist Niels' small openings in skin
Bohr's pores
It's a domesticated woolly relative of the camel
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alpaca
Who is Cartman's dad? Jack Tenorman! Who was cooked into a pot of chili!
South Park
Penicillin discoverer Alexander's Arctic-dwelling rodents
Fleming's lemmings
It can be a type of joke or the title "Cats" in a T.S. Eliot book of poems
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Were they all dead the whole time? Nope! And the island wasn't limbo--just an island!
Lost
Physicist Isaac's proteins that celiac disease sufferers avoid
Newton's glutens
Everything you owned was in the box to the left in this dismissive #1 hit from Beyonce
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"Irreplaceable"
Why did Mary Alice kill herself? She was being blackmailed! For murdering her adopted son's mom!
Desperate Housewives
Astronomer & gigantic telescope namesake Edwin's soapy bath suds (one soak and your cares will be light years away)
Hubble's bubbles
Your fitness trainer may measure your body fat using these pinching tools
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calipers