early Knox
This early Knoxism was first coined by the young enthusiastic Bill Shaw, referencing one’s basketball prowess.
I’m a BALLER
This sound/word is made in reference to a beloved group of homies
SQUAaaad!!
An exclamation of someone’s quality
___ is a goat
Another Tim Hawkins original, this is an inquiry into one’s diet
Have you eaten?
This is a creative twist on a phrase traditionally used to express condolences
RIP in peace
This -ism is a simple statement of the quality of a certain baked good
Pie is good
This iconic interaction first occurred in a Five Guys bathroom with an unfortunate stranger at the door
*knock knock*
Who is it?
Often this lead-in is before some honest commentary
A command to feel the speaker
Touch me
This phrase is a quote from Ezekiel 36:25, but always quoted out of context
I will sprinkle clean water on you
This -ism was most often stated in mockery of his older sister, who had just gotten a cell phone.
Oh no my social life!
This sound is often made at the most random moments
MHaaa!
An exclamation of goodness (part 1)
That’s fire
Another command to feel the speaker, especially an uncomfortable spot
Feel my itch
This Spanglish answer is often given when asked “How are you?”
Emocionado y triste
This -ism is also the first line of a Conway Twitty song. It was most often quoted on the back porch while playing the full song from his slide phone.
Hello Darlin, it’s nice to see ya…
This -ism outlived it’s audience’s interest, yet Knox would insist on this alternative heroic identity
An exclamation of goodness (part 2)
That’s gas
This question is in regard to Knox’s lucious locks
Is my hairline receding?
This self-reference was taken from Batman, in reference to his beloved city
I’m Gotham’s reckoning
arguably the original knoxism, this exclamation referred to… a fictional girlfriend?
BECKY
The most iconic Knox sound
AauaaUAauh!
This advice was first given by an alternative version of Tim Hawkins’ mother upon leaving the driveway
Use your road rage if you have to!
This ingenious invention was created to neutralize the scent of a particular bodily odor
Fart Patches!
*toot* Roses!
This -ism was taken from a an unwell villain after performing a “magic trick.” (Knox recorded this scene on his slide phone)
I just want my phone call