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Un-clever Customer Quips
Just Say NO
Jen's Favorite People
Fitting Room Nightmares
Associate Truths
100
When an item doesn't scan the first time and has to be typed in by the cashier, the customer's response
What is "that must be free"?
100
Grossest item returned at customer service
What is underwear?
100
People who put clearance stickers on full price items
Who are ticket switchers?
100
Most annoying thing a customer can do in a fitting room
What is leave items on the floor?
100
Worst day of the year
What is Black Friday?
200
The thing customer's leave at home and claim is always 30 percent
What is coupon?
200
The printed thing I receive as a gift after spending so much and get angry when I don't get to keep it after returning the item
What is Kohl's cash?
200
Easiest thing for women to steal in a fitting room, usually concealed and comes in letter sizes
What are bras?
200
The comment a customer will make when handing you a pile of their clothes to hang while you already have a rack full
What is job security?
200
Second worst day of the year
What is day after Christmas?
300
The magical place where all sizes and colors are hiding once you complain about the lack of your size, also there are unicorns and a full service bar
What is the backroom?
300
Most common reason for returning an item
What is it didn't fit?
300
Action Jen wishes she could perform when confronting someone who stole and is trying to run
What is tackle?
300
The items you dread seeing the most in the fitting room Hint - no one really understands where they go
What are bras?
300
Most common reason people quit working in retail
What is money?
400
The medium through which people ask the stupidest questions, which are usually answered in the prompt, like what time do you close
What is the phone?
400
Reason people will order lots of items online, spending over the amount needed and then return most of them
What is free shipping?
400
The most common sign someone is going to steal by what they are wearing in the summer
What is a sweatshirt?
400
Commonly asked question when all fitting rooms are open
What is can I just go in?
400
The best location for picking wedgies, adjusting your pants or skirt, and complaining, sometimes used a place for therapy
What is the 500's room?
500
The thing employees are told about the prices, when comparing to Walmart and Amazon
What is too expensive?
500
Item commonly returned after "only wearing a few times" and gets a hole
What is shoes?
500
Wearing this item indoors makes it look like you are going to steal, hint: this is not a sweatshirt
What is a hat?
500
The time you most "love" to see someone take fifteen pairs of jeans and twelve bras into the dressing room
What is closing time?
500
The thing that most employees have to do to numb the pain and horror of retail
What is drink alcohol?