MATH
There are these many second cousins.
What is 27?
This sibling kicked Ann's friend in the head.
Who is Ken?
This dog jumped out of the second story window to mate with another dog.
Who is Buddy?
Mom/Grandma decorated for Christmas in July for this person.
Who is Uncle Leo?
This cousin fell down a sewer hole and almost drowned.
Who is Jeff?
The amount of siblings & in-laws that attended college.
What is 34?
These two siblings almost killed Uncle Bob (priest) by creating a stampede with horses.
Who is John & Bob?
This sibling caught a Water Moccasin and kept in the home as a pet.
Who is Tom?
Janet received an in-school suspension for skipping class to get tickets to this concert.
Who is Genesis?
This sibling threw a party so large she almost got expelled from Magnificat.
Who is Ann?
The first Kramer wedding happened in this year.
This sibling had goose liver shoved up their nose by their brother.
Who is Patty?
This animal got out of it's cage and froze to death.
What is a boa constrictor?
The BIG Kramer was started by this sibling.
Who is Jim?
This couple is the only pair who can claim they’ve been high school sweethearts.
Who is Maryann and Brian?
There is this age difference between the oldest cousin and the youngest cousin.
What is 36 years?
Matt Kramer pulled Dan's chair from under him, causing him to spill this down himself.
What is gravy?
While working at Kramer's Landscaping This in-law let out Duke and Barron while the gate was open which allowed the dogs to chase the workers.
Who is Stephanie?
This sibling would line up the babies in front of a sheet and fling baby food at them.
Who is Kathy?
This sibling slept walked and starting peeing on their siblings head. *Bonus whose head did they pee on?
Who is Dave? Who is Dan?
Kramer's have lived in these many states.
What is 18?
Dave threw a ball and landed in this Catholic mass object.
What is a chalice?
When Jeremiah and Buddy got into a fight in the living room this person came through with a metal bat to separate them.
Who is Mom/Grandma?
Following parties held by the oldest siblings the youngest siblings would search for this in the pool the next morning
What are dollar bills?
This sibling was a walk on at Ohio State.
Who is Bill?