The Numbers (said in a Kai Ryssdal voice)
The number of family members (parents, children, spouses, grandchildren) as of July 3, 2026.
What is 27?
This person loves to sew and craft.
Who is Tessy?
This figure happily participated in a "game" with siblings that involved being tied up and locked in an upstairs bedroom.
Who is Adams?
While driving this, neighbors could still manage to hear Adams humming.
What is the riding lawnmower?
It was this year that the Kramers first ventured up north to Connecticut.
What is 1999?
The number of houses that the original Kramers lived in.
What is 4?
This is the longest-running in-law, nearing 20 years in the Kramer family.
Who is Suzie?
This person got hit by a truck while walking to school.
Who is Jacob?
By the end of its illustrious career, this vehicle was missing automatic windows, airbags, and air conditioning.
What is the gray van?
This was the year of the Kramer's exodus from Utah.
What is 1995?
The number of Kramer children that attended Cromwell Middle School.
What is 6?
While not the longest-running in-law, this individual has known the Kramer family for the longest time.
Who is Abi?
This person bravely fessed up to passing gas in Mrs. Corriveau-Powers' classroom.
Who is David?
What are Razor Scooters?
Both the matriarch and patriarch of the Kramer family were born this year.
What is 1956?
The number of granchildren as of July 3, 2026.
This figure has an extensive internal library of animal facts.
Who is Paul?
This person had a short-lived, but passionate love for Japanese culture, including anime and Japanese art.
Who is N'Krysta?
This vehicle shares a name with a 20th century aircraft carrier currently located on the Hudson River.
What is the Dodge Intrepid?
This was the year the first Kramer grandchild was born.
What is 2012?
The number of places (state or foreign country) that immediate Kramer family members have lived in (not counting in-laws).
What is 25? (california, arizona, nevada, utah, idaho, colorado, georgia, florida, connecticut, hungary, el salvador, belize, spain, haiti, DC, brazil, texas, hawaii, pennsylvania, virginia, tennessee, belgium, france, new york, saudia arabia)
This person has a near-photographic memory.
Who is Jared?
This person has had to endure reminders of a notorious high school crush/situationship (?) for almost two decades, mostly by her husband.
Who is McKenna (and the crush was Vinny Grosso)
This early Kramer family road-trip vehicle was much smaller than later minivans.
What is the red Mustang?
The Kramer family officially began on this date.
What is November 19, 1982?