3.5⭐️
“I think if I liked musicals, this would be 5 stars!!! Alas, I do not. But mad respect.”
What is Wicked?
This dog doesn’t compose classical music, but he does compose chaos.
What is Beethoven?
Somehow, amidst all the Tom Cruise sprinting, two women talk about literally anything else.
What is Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning?
This Peter Jackson drama follows a girl watching her family from the afterlife as they seek justice.
What is Lovely Bones?
🐍⚡️🪄🏰♟️
What is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
4⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He has a lot of flaws but at least he's a dog person.”
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
These pets travel farther than most people who say “I love hiking” on Instagram.
What is Homeward Bound?
Surprisingly, this dinosaur blockbuster squeaks by thanks to a brief exchange between a doctor and a young girl about science.
What is Jurassic Park?
A string of numbers retrieved from a time capsule links solar flares, predictions, and a subway disaster in this Nic Cage thriller.
What is Knowing?
🏜️🥷🏻🪱🔪🙌
What is Dune, Part 2?
5⭐️
“A reminder to always copyright your work.”
What is Coco?
This movie asked the bold cinematic question: “What if your team sucks so bad we give the ball to a literal dog?”
What is Air Bud?
A linguist and a physicist talk about aliens WITHOUT mentioning men. Iconic, honestly.
What is Arrival?
The feminist horror-comedy that men didn’t “get” in 2009 but suddenly decided was genius once women told them it was.
What is Jennifer's Body?
💔💅🏻📦🎀👩🏼🏫
What is Legally Blonde?
4.5⭐️
“A horror film.”
What is La La Land?
A collar capable of speech reveals that most dogs are loyal, but one is… easily distracted by squirrels.
What is Up?
Yes, this rom-com passes, mainly because women do occasionally talk about things that aren’t Matthew McConaughey.
What is How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days?
Who knew the hand gesture for “3” would be so detrimental?
What is Inglorious Bastards?
🛴🎨💇♀️🌉👑
What is The Princess Diaries?
5⭐️
“oh my GOSH.”
What is Pride and Prejudice?
In a film made by a man who loves feet, a pit bull trained with impeccable discipline changes the course of a notorious night.
What is Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood?
Two sisters chat about something other than men—mostly because the men in this movie are either suspiciously wholesome or literal sociopaths.
What is Frozen?
Its director insisted that voice actors record scenes on location—sometimes literally in fields—so stop-motion animators could match rustling cloth and breaths.
What is Fantastic Mr. Fox?
🤺🃏🍷🛥️👰♀️
What is Parent Trap?