John Pork
If this person is calling, you'd better pick up the phone
Who is John Pork?
What is The Nether?
Given out for special occasions, usually in sets of 5
What are big booms?
A technique used for pulling chicks; shorthand for "charisma"
What is rizz?
Idk, the big red guy with the mustache
Who is Omni-Man?
John Pork's killer, and leader of "The Breadsticks"
Who is Tim Cheese?
A tool used to light fires
What is flint and steel?
The older of the Costco Guys; a big fan of double chunk chocolate cookies
Who is A.J.?
One of the 50 states; very unusual things happen here
What is Ohio?
That blue and yellow twink
Who is Invincible?
Assassin responsible for bringing Tim Cheese down following John Pork's death
Who is Marvin Beak?
A common foe in fight rings
What is chicken jockey?
The younger of the Costco Guys
Who is Big Justice?
A haircut people request others to get, especially Ninja
What is a low taper fade?
When someone's questionable about something, they might get asked this
What is "are you sure"?
The organization responsible for John Pork's pig-like face
What is the CIA?
A phrased often used to save oneself from a fall
What is "water bucket release"?
In the Costco Guys evolutionary line, this is the "Basic" or "unevolved" form
Who is The Rizzler?
A surefire way to win arguments on the Internet
What is a ratio?
He warned others to stand ready for his arrival
Who is Conquest?
The number of times John Pork was shot during his killing
(within 5 shots, bonus points for being on the dot)
The leader of the Piglin Army
Who is General Chungus?
The hit 2024 single that kickstarted the Costco Guys' musical careers
What is "We Bring the Boom!"?
A 2023 song in response to a flashing incident on Twitch; released by the offender's own father
What is I Show The Meat?
Or, what is IShowMeat?
I ran out of ideas, just say "Are you sure?"
Are you sure?