Lack of Empathy
In our Florida home, Moo passed out while walking with a plate of this dinner food.
What is Spaghetti?
This pet sharted on the walls during vacation as well as in Moo's face.
Who is Ashes?
The city and state I acquired Zeus.
What is Lubbock TX?
The number of JROTC teams I joined.
What is 5?
The highest rank I achieved in the military.
What is Staff Sergeant?
I yell at and bully dudes in this PC game.
What is Arma 3?
This game used to give me warnings when it detected I was playing for over 12 hours straight.
What is Metal Gear Solid 4?
My favorite TikTokker.
Who is Brittany Broski?
My final GPA (weighted).
What is 4.02?
I was introduced to this liquor during a base house party, which became my all time favorite.
What is Jameson Irish Whiskey?
Name the stuffed animal I stabbed.
Who is Tigey Wigey?
The way I pronounce "Orange".
What is AR-nge?
My favorite brand of underwear.
What is Pair of Thieves?
I went rucking on weekends at their house. Their first and last name is.
Who is Jake Velez?
The number of bases I was stationed at.
What is 4?
I created this fake Netflix account for fun and it was blamed on Moo.
Who is MERIDETH?
I cried this phrase when I pinched my finger on a beer bucket at the Virginia house yall rented.
What is "im on my period"?
I lost a tooth while eating this dish at Olive Garden.
What is Lasagna Fritta? (Fried Lasagna acceptable)
The number of girlfriends I had in high school.
What is 4?
I got so drunk during a TDY that I threw up on my lodging floor at this base.
What is Little Rock AFB?
While playing a game, I told moo to be quiet because the characters could hear. Name that game.
What is Metal Gear Solid 4?
Me and Moo created a music video singing this song to Neko.
What is Hero by Enrique Iglasias?
The number of tattoos I have.
What is 10?
My two position titles my senior year of JROTC.
What is battalion commander and deputy area commander?
My favorite brand of boots.
What is Nike?