This person was killed by a dog
Wayne - mi cousin
When is my Birthday
June 25th
First bf
Alejandro
Met this person at trivia and he let me put on his Super Bowl rings
Joe Andruzzi
Did I perform at Carnegie hall
True just wanted to flex rq
Funeral number 2 of 2021
uncle Andy
Name my twin sister
Jackie
Second bf
Tyler
Not ab me but a fun fact, what did my brother do to his boss’ truck that should have gotten him fired but didn’t
He sunk it
Did I go sky diving
No I’m too cute to die
Funeral # 1 of 2021 the day before prom
Grandpa T rip
How many times did my brother crash my car
Twice but once is still too much
This person had his parents drive us to the movies in high school
Aiden
My car stalled out and started billowing smoke in which 5 way intersection
Unionville, no one honked at me cuz they’re g’s and saw the smoke coming through the vents and hot boxing me
Did I win a mud volleyball tournament
No I almost face panted like 7 times
Called Ian laughing when this person died
Aunt Mary fly high
How’d I give myself a black eye
Hit myself in the face with the pole for pole vault mid air
He bought me a bouquet of nips and chocolate for Valentine’s Day
Eric
This family member hid from the nazis in a mountain
Grandpa T such a g
Can I skate
No fell 15 times in 30 mins and looked like I was beat up after
Had a vigil at school for him
Terrance the groundhog
What was my major
Cell and molecular biology
Asked me out on a couch at a party for Valentine’s Day and I genuinely thought it was a joke and laughed
Sorry Brandon
This family member kept driving the car after her husband had a heart attack and died while driving
Great nonna lettiere
I memorized a monologue and performed it in the same day
Yes, thank you Ferris Bueller