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Monster Dating
Name Adjective Noun
Not D&D
It gets personal
100

A creature with this effect automatically fails any check requiring hearing.

What is Deafened?

100

This bachelor is a true sapiosexual, looking to devour your intellect.

What is an Intellect Devourer?

100

This spell makes a target perceive everything as hilariously funny.

What is Tasha's Hideous Laughter?

100

In this game, you play as Kindred, more commonly known as Vampires.

What is Vampire the Masquerade?

100

Roll for performance is played with this homebrew expansion.

What is Valdas Spire of Secrets?

200

A single creature can survive in a bag of holding for this amount of time.

What is ten minutes?

200

The only thing they love more than their phylactery, is you.

What is a Lich?

200

Nine creatures of Medium size or smaller can fit inside this spell.

What is Leomund’s Tiny Hut?

200

Pick up the phone! Lovecraftian horrors await you in this RPG system.

What is Call of Cthulhu?

200

This was the name of Kyle’s first DND character.

Who is Darzi Rhillet?

300

It takes five minutes to do this to heavy armor.

What is Doffing?

300

Communication in a relationship is important, but this batchelor can’t speak in bear form.

What is a Werebear?

300

This magical spell / item is hidden in the ethereal plane.

What is Leomund’s Secret Chest?

300

This alternate future RPG system mainly takes place in a fictional city between Los Angeles and San Francisco.

What is Cyberpunk?

300

A 20 rolled on Richard’s wild magic table instantly transports you to this location.

What is the Astral Sea?

400

A target with this is attacking behind a portcullis, an arrow slit, or a thick tree trunk.

What is Three-Quarters Cover?

400

This bachelor is the perfect match for those who like forest critters, as there is a noticeable increase of bats, rats, and wolves in the region of their lair.

What is a Vampire?

400

This fourth level spell requires a piece of a squid or octopus.

What are Evard’s Black Tentacles?

400

Informally nicknamed D&D version 3.75, this RPG consistently ranks second place in RPG sales.

What is Pathfinder?

400

This is the highest prime number dice Kyle currently owns.

What is a d19?

500

A player needs this much water every day.

What is a gallon?

500

This lesser beholder adorns you with all four of its eyestalks/

What is a Spectator?

500

Be careful of sapphire shards in your hands when you cast this sixth level spell.

What are Drawmij’s Instant Summons?

500

This crime based ttrpg takes place in  an industrial world under perpetual night.

What is Blades in the Dark?

500

This is the lowest value dice above a d2 that Kyle does not own.

What is a d14?