Earth
Hater or earth
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
a sponge
Real or Made up: Tupacase
Made up
Who went the wrong way in her dance recital ruining the show?
Stef
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room, because those lions haven't eaten in three years, so they are dead.
Cider
cried or dicer
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18, the=3, english=7, alphabet=8
This is a real word! “Pronk” is a verb that describes a form of leaping, traditionally by four-legged animals, with an arched back and using all four legs.
If you're brother is going to take a mental health day to go skiing in High School, should you tell on him?
No
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one - the "last" one.
Yelk
Kyle
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
What is Stef's most fitting nickname?
Ugly
Lynn likes grapes but not potatoes. She likes squash but not lettuce, and she likes peas but not onions. Following the same rule, will she like pumpkins or apples?
Pumpkins. Lynn only likes things that grow on vines.
Dormitory
Dirty room
What question can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep yet?
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
What was Stef's nickname in Grandpa Gary's 3rd marriage?
Big Stef
An apple is 40 cents, a banana is 60 cents and a grapefruit is 80 cents. How much is a pear?
40 cents. The price of each fruit is calculated by multiplying the number of vowels by 20c.
Funeral
Real fun
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil lead
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What was Stef's scariest birthday party?
When Uncle Jason and his friend put pantyhose over their head and broke in a second story window and pretended to kidnap stef's friends at her slumber party.
A mother is 21 years older than her child. In exactly 6 years from now, the mother will be exactly 5 times as old as the child.
Where's the father?
With the mother. If you do the math, you find out the child will be born in 9 months.