Kyle's Problems
In 2016, Kyle went to the boardwalk to get some Deep Fried Oreos, but unfortunately got pooped on by this bird.
Seagull
Kyle's favorite animal is this.
Tiger
Kyle enjoys watching cars go left (what a gibbon). The motorsport goes by this name.
NASCAR
Kyle's favorite fast-food restaurant is this.
Kyle's favorite band since around 7th grade has always been this.
Avenged Sevenfold
While in the 5th grade, Kyle had these removed from his mouth to which he got a week off from school and lots of ice cream.
Tonsils
Kyle's does not like this prehistoric animal because of how much it is portayed in media and movies, but believes that the similar Styracosaurus is much cooler.
Triceratops
Kyle plays this game that mimics real-life racing, but has only been doing it for a few months.
iRacing
This round fruit has always been Kyle's favorite on a hot summer's day.
Watermelon
Kyle's favorite brand of guitars is this.
Schecter
In 10th grade, 11th grade, and 12th grade, Kyle had this problem while eating a sandwich, yawning, and yawning while going to the bathroom.
Dislocated Jaw
Kyle's favorite stuffed animal is named after this character in Disney's The Jungle Book.
Shear Khan
In Mario Kart for the Nintendo Switch, this track is very similar to a standard oval track, which is why Kyle enjoys racing it.
Baby Park
Kyle still hasn't finished a bucket of this favorite candy of his.
Laffy Taffy
Although he would like to be good at it, this is one instrument Kyle cannot play good.
Piano/Keyboard
In 2019, Kyle got three wisdom teeth removed by this doctor who also unfortunately tried to scam us.
Dr. Burns
Kyle once held this eight-legged creature at a Pet Store in Dickson City.
Tarantula
Kyle once rode in a real race car. He did so at this race track in Pennsylvania.
Pocono Raceway
Once Kyle tried this dessert, he fell in love, and is thankful his girlfriend introduced him to it.
Cheesecake
This is the first band Kyle ever saw live over 10 years ago. (Twice!)
KISS
In 6th grade, Kyle broke the growth plate in his wrist specifically doing this.
Driving a gas powered scooter
Kyle always wants to hug these animals.
All animals
Kyle has only ever been to two NASCAR race tracks to watch races, one which was previously mentioned, and this one.
Dover International Speedway
Kyle used to be popular in his 5th grade class for always liking these.
Pop-Tarts
This band is what got Kyle interested in music over 10 years ago.
Anarbor