What's so easy to break that saying it's name will cause it to break?
Silence!
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A Clock
Who is mostly green and hates Christmas?
The Grinch!
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
The couples
How old is Super Mario Bros.?
39 years old! WOW!
What can you never answer yes to?
"Are you asleep yet?"
What's easy to get into and hard to get out of?
Trouble!
CaptainMan/Ray/CooperBarnes
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
How old is Nintendo?
131 years old! WOW!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven! Take away the seven and I become even! HA HA HA!
I am always running but never get hot, tired or cold. What am I?
A Refrigerator!
Who is small and loves to stir up trouble?
ALVINNN!!!
what can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What is always in front of you and you can't see it?
The Future!
I have a head much smaller than my long neck. People play with me , pick at me, and that's fine. What am I?
A Guitar!
Who is red and works with the Power Rangers?
what goes up and doesn't come back down?
your age
What's Black, White and Blue?
A sad zebra!
I look like you but I am not you. You can blow me up or find me in a wallet. Share me or frame me, both are nice. What am I?
A Picture/Photo of you!
Simon
How does a leopard change it's spots?
From moving form 1 place to another.