This college welcomes you to its "sheep and standard" pub with an Elvish phrase meaning "Speak, 'Friend', and enter"
What is St John's?
Your colleague who attended Rhodes University, Grahamstown and the University of Pretoria
Who is Keegan?
Associated with transmission via freshwater snails, Schistosoma japonicum bears this "Nippon" country in it's species name
What is Japan?
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave this to me
What is 5 GOLDEN RINGS?
This monarch reigned for 70 years, proving British people really don’t like changing the coins
Who is Queen Elizabeth II?
This Harry Potter-esque college welcomes you through it's gate with this sword and saying:
What is Christ Church?
Your colleague who attended the National University of Food Technologies and the VP Kukhar Institute of Bioorganic Chemistry and Petrochemistry of the NAS of Ukraine
Who is Mariia (Masha)?
This deadly Marburg virus is named after a city in this country, where laboratory workers were infected via imported Monkeys
What is Germany?
On this day your true love gifted you Swans a-swimming
What is the 7th day of Christmas?
This Scottish dish proves you can eat anything if you call it “traditional”
What is haggis?
This college's clock tower reminds you that "It's later than you think...but never too late"
What is Harris Manchester?
Your colleague who attended the University of Lincoln, Imperial College London and one other "Capital" University
Who is Ed?
Enterobacter bugandensis : It's species name owes itself to it's people. The Type Species: EB-247, was isolated from a neonatal sepsis outbreak in Tanzania, the Southerly neighbour of this country.
What is Uganda?
"On the first day of Christmas Congress gave to me Impeachment and divided country" - these adapted song lyrics by The Washington International Chorus made reference to this US president
Who is Donald Trump?
This motorway is so notorious for traffic jams it should be renamed “Britain’s largest car park
What is the M25?
Outside this college is this plaque commemorating these holy men being burnt at the post

What is Balliol?
Your colleague who attended the University of Portsmouth and the LSHTM
Who is Sarah?
The Ebola virus was named after a river in this African country
What is DRC?
On this day you received a total number of 364 gifts
What is the 12th day of Christmas?
Also known as a "bobby", if you were naughty you wouldn't want them to C U
What is a copper?
This college bares an infamous colonialist standing above the Latin phrase roughly meaning "The Shining Light"
What is Oriel?
Your colleague faithfully completed their Post-graduate at the University of Birmingham after being an Erasmus scholar to Leuphana University Lüneburg
Who is Alice?
Hafnia , such as H. alvei a commensal of the human gastrointestinal tract, is the Latin name for the Capital of this European country?
What is Denmark?
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me "Collie Birds"- which are archaic names for these birds of which four-and-twenty of them where baked in a pie
What is a blackbird?
In slang, earning this mark is known as a Desmond. After the Nobel peace prize winning Archbishop
What is a 2:2 (Tutu) ?