REJECTED!
Lumps that no one wants.
Clot/Clotted
Zoom in and zoom out of slides.
Microscope
The study of blood cells and coagulation is _____.
Hematology
Expiration Date
No, we can't run C. diff on urine.
Wrong specimen.
Spin your tubes round and round.
Centrifuge
_____ is the study of bacteria, fungi, yeast, parasites, and viruses.
Microbiology
Where do you go to read policies and procedures?
Medialab/binders
No, you can't order two BMPGs one minute apart.
Duplicate
Is it too hot or too cold in the lab.
Aeroscout/temperature
Urine, joint fluid, lipid profiles, and CSF would be sent to _____.
Chemistry
You can't have those on the floor.
Cardboard boxes
No, you can't possibly have a Glucose result of 3000.
Contaminated
That big guy is here again to fix that machine.
Siemens/Chemistry/Dimension
The task of identifying compatible blood products is done by this department.
Blood Bank
You should put your dirty needles in there.
Sharps container
No you can't order Blood Culture x15mins.
Order Error.
I hear this ringing bell even in my sleep.
Tube system
_____ is the study of cells using microscopic methods.
Cytology
And you should put that blood gauze in there.
Biohazard