Love/Lab Songs
In my life, there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life
What is I Want to Know What Love Is?
"There's no place like home"
What is The Wizard of Oz?
You need this test to justify why you're eating an entire cake by yourself OR how "sweet" you are
What is a Blood Glucose test?
This irrational number, honored annually on March 14th, often inspires pie-eating festivities, and is used to calculate the area of a circle.
What is Pi/3.14?
This condition turns birthday cake binge-eating into a crime scene for your pancreas
What is Diabetes?
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
*Knock knock knock* Penny...
*Knock knock knock* Penny...
*Knock knock knock* Penny
What is The Big Bang Theory?
You wear this in the lab to protect your eyes, but now you just wear them to mow the lawn like a "cool dad".
What are Goggles/Safety goggles?
Once a carnival performer who bit the heads off chickens, today it often refers to a computer nerd
What is a Geek?
If your pee looks like a cloudy day, your doctor might say this is happening--and nope, it's not a weather forecast
What is UTI?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord, what you're doing to me
What is Somebody to Love?
"Great Scott!"
What is Back to the Future?
It acts as a barrier between the red cells and serum after centrifugation OR the stuff that helps make slick hairstyles for men
What is a Gel?
It's the most common and most efficient geometrical shape in nature, that's why bees love this six-sided polygon for their honeycombs!
What is a Hexagon?
You didn't break your toe...it's just your body protesting your love of red meat and beer
What is Gout?
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
What is Love Story?
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
What is Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back/Star Wars?
It's a test to check for dehydration or kidney function OR the thing they say that's inside an oven when someone is pregnant
What is a BUN?
The name of this manual computing device is from the Greek abax, or 'counting board'
What is an Abacus?
If your face is turning yellow, it might not be due to a bad spray tan and this could be the culprit
What is Hepatitis?
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know, I like my girls a little bit older
What is Your Love?
"In space, no one can hear you scream"
What is Alien?
A test that checks for infection by growing bacterial colonies in a media plate OR the probiotics that you might find in a yogurt
What is a Culture?
This Greek mathematician was "right" about right triangles when he said that a2 + b2 = c2 ?
Who is Pythagoras?
This condition is like that toxic ex: shows up uninvited, clogs up your life, and is mostly caused by your unhealthy relationship with double cheeseburgers.
What is High Cholesterol/Coronary Heart Disease?