Ladies Conference
Who fell out of the shower at ladies conference
Sis Leighann Williamson
What was thrown in Pastor's mouth during service one night?
a tie
After seeing for many years who received the Holy Ghost two days before passing away?
Wayne Buckles
When asked what the Jesus says about the last and the first, who excitedly replied "If ye ain't first, you're last!"
Addison Hamm
Who had some of the ladies convinced at Ladies Conference that water was the cure for EVERYTHING?
Sis. Amanda Chavis
Who, while shouting, used to run up the wall and turn a flip?
James Collins
What did Sis. Lambert back into on the way to a baby shower?
A HUGE skid steer
Who, while on the phone with a lady from church, exclaimed he wanted her to bring him "200 lbs of sugar!"
Wayne Buckles
At ladies conference 2016, Sis Jan and Sis Sherry went riding in what?
a hot air balloon
Why did Nathaniel White tell Pastor the people needed to stop shouting at YOF 2010?
Because the floor was bowing under the weight.
What young person said "No one has ever loved me like you all do"?
Maddison Tyler
Who yelled "Look it's a geezer!" when the water pipe burst.
Jesse Scroggins
What causes Sis. Lambert to "lose her Holy Ghost" while staying in the dorm?
"You can put clothes on, but I can only take off so much!"-Sis. Lambert
Who split their pants before walking to the pulpit to preach?
Brandon Lambert
What happened at our ladies paint party 2019?
"To be taxed with Mary, his exposed wife.."
Bro. Troy Helton
What mishap took place in a Cato's changing room?
An un-named lady peed in the floor.
What did Laura Scroggins lose while standing on the front row?
Her slip
What was Pastor surprised with in June of 2014?
A cruise to Alaska
I've lived long enough to watch God bring this thing full circle.
Sis. Mary