LAFTY-ITES
YOUR PREZIDENTE
MAX MARINO
A BELOVED DALET ROSH, NOAR NIGHT TEACHER, AND ABSOLUTE CHILLER
LUKE CRUMPLERRRRR
2023 OXFORD WORD OF THE YEAR; ATTRACTIVENESS OR CHARM.
RIZZ
SPIEL
The day of rest and weekly observance of God’s completion of creation.
Shabbat
A KEFLI GUITARIST AND TAYLOR SWIFT STAN.
HAZEL WEINER
THIS TU TU-LOVING RABBI SHARES A NICKNAME WITH A FARM ANIMAL.
RAM
ASKING “CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER,“ OR A COMMON WOMAN’S NAME.
KAREN
to drag or lug something around,
Schlep
The Jewish New Year—a holiday observed with festive meals and a day spent in prayer or quiet meditation.
Rosh Hashanah
A JUNIOR WHO HATES SIGNING UP FOR EVENTS ON TIME.
ETHAN LEVINE
THIS B’NAI MITZVAH TUTOR REWARDS HER STUDENTS WITH CANDY.
OPHERA
TO KILL IN A VIOLENT WAY; OR, SIMPLY DO SOMETHING WELL.
SLAY
to snack or nibble
NOSH
A day celebrating the saving of the Jews from a diabolical plot of destruction, as recounted in the Book of Esther.
PURIM
A 2023 GIMEL C.I.T. WHO LOVES THE VIKINGS.
DAVE GREENSTONE
THIS 2-SYLLABLE ROSH IS A VETERAN FOR ALEF CAMPERS.
JOJO
REACHING PHYSICAL POTENTIAL; OFTEN WITH HYGIENE OR “MEWING“.
LOOKS_MAXING
is to chat or make small talk
Schmooze
A celebration of the fall harvest, this holiday also commemorates the time when the Hebrews dwelt in the Sinai wilderness on their way to the Promised Land.
Sukkot
The lafty board bonding event this year
BANDALOOPING
Gave true meaning to, "AFRO"
JUSTIN
GIVING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO A LOVE INTEREST.
Love-Bombing
is an entertainer's bit, routine, or gimmick
Schtick
The Jewish “New Year of the Trees,” celebrated with observances that connect us to our environment and the natural world.
Tu B’Shevat