Show:
Boohoo
Waaa
Weep
Cry
Wail
100
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
100
CRY CRY CRY
BOO HOO HOO
100
tears tear tea te t
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
100
Setting: You are standing outside your school, weeping.
sure
100
He goes and gets a few freinds (girls) to try and help you. They ask, "Are you, like, ok?"
HAHAHA WATS NEXT?
200
I WANT IT NNNOOOWWW!!!
RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
200
SOB SOB SNIFFLE WEEP WAIL TRADGICLY
You forgot cry!!!
200
BOOHOOWAAWAATEARS
SOBSOBSOBSBOBSOBSBSOBSOSBSOBSOBSWAAA
200
A cute guy comes along and says, "what's wrong?"
Oh dear!!!
200
IM NOT OOOOOKKKKKK!!! IIIIIII WWWAAAANNNTTT TTTHHHEEE HHHHAAAAIIITTTTIIIIAAAAANNNN CCCRRREEEEOOOLLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
300
TEARS OF SORROW...
AND SHAME!!!
300
Iain is so cute.
The cutest cat in the world.
300
Iain is staring at me with a peaceful expression on his face.
He is so cute.
300
You yell at him, "I WANT THE HAITIAN CREOLE!!!"
Heeheehee!
300
They look really worried. They glance at each other. They ask you, "Do you want us to go get the nurse?"
Heeeheehee...
400
OH NO. PINGVIM!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
400
Jeslyn was so indignant.
I know.
400
IM NOT TIRED
NO YOU ARENT
400
He stares at you strangely and says, "Are you ok?"
Hahahahaha!!!
400
NO YOU POINTLESS OLD BONGO CHOPS!!!!! You stomp off home.
You are supposed to collapse laughing.
500
Iain is the...
Evil cat thing (NOT) cutest cat in the world (you finally admitted it) BECCA, DON'T YOU DARE!!! (I WILL DARE!!! CUTEST CAT IN THE WORLD!!!)
500
BOOBOOBOOHOOHOOHOOWAAWAAWAATEARSTEARSTEARSSORROWWEEPWEEPCRYCRYCRY
MISERABLENESS
500
U WILL DIE OF...
SORROW
500
You scream "OK!!! DUH, I'M NOT OK!!! I WANT THE HAITIAN CREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!
HAHAHA
500
They stare after you, stupefied, shocked, and stunned. They all collapse unconcious.
Hope you enjoyed the tale!!!