Mr. President
An orange fellow whom claims they will "make America great again"
Who is Donald Trump
The American temperature used to boil water
What is 212ยบ F
Who is George Washington
On August 4, 2009, Miley Cyrus released this AMERICAN BANGER
What is Party in the USA
A turn coat, a back stabber, a liar
Who is Benedict Arnold
Supposedly, he did not do 9/11
Who is George W. Bush
Even though he is German born, we still claim him because e = mc2 is important
Who is Albert Einstein
A broadway star who apparently rapped really well in the 1700s
Who is Alexander Hamilton
It is very unpatriotic and snowflakey to knee during this song
What is the Star Spangled Banner
What is the McRib
Thank you! We now have more national parks and a canal through Panama (not the Van Halen song)
Who is Theodore Roosevelt
It went BOOM on August 6, 1945 in Japan
What is the Atomic Bomb
We thank this man for his penmanship and not having to work on the Fourth of July
Who is Thomas Jefferson
Contrary to popular belief the words to this song are not "Brock Obama" they are actually "Mountain Mama"
What is Take me Home, Country Roads
A term you would call that one girl in your class who claims it is racist for a toddler to wear a Moana costume on Halloween because they are white. They are also fat, have they/them pronouns, and an obnoxious hair color
What is a blue haired b*tch
The fattest president
Who is William Taft
Nick used this arithmetic method to do times tables a few years ago. No wonder he lost.
What is Common Core
His giant signature on the Declaration really embodies his last name
Who is John Hancock
Hey! You're not a slave anymore yay! Sorry you live in the south still...
What is the Emancipation Proclamation
A classic film featuring a man putting his man parts in an apple pie because it supposedly feels like the real thing
What is American Pie
On November 17, 1973, they said "I am not a crook"
Who is Richard Nixon
3 of these can be found in a yard
What is a foot
He played with kites for "science"
Who is Benjamin Franklin
A good first draft, the constitution is cooler anyways
He only has one... And no he is not related to the moon landing dude
Who is Lance Armstrong