It's Landry's world and we're just living in it
This 2001 action film, shows us it’s “Take Your Rookie to Work Day”. A rookie gets a full-blown ride-along with a veteran — a crooked cop so shady he makes Darth Vader look like a camp counselor. What starts as a simple training shift turns into a 24-hour urban safari where the rules are made up, morals don’t matter, and apparently you can smoke PCP on the job if you say it's “for evidence.”
What is Training Day
This OSCAR nom focuses on a man with numerous notes on his body with a sharpie that apparently help him "remember" things. This movie you remain confused, disoriented, and constantly wondering what is happening much like the main character. You may experince things in real time or backwards, but you have to decide.
What is Memento?
This anime is in a world where humanity lives inside giant walls to protect themselves from giant, man-eating giants (because regular-sized predators just weren’t cutting it). The main character has one simple goal: destroy every bad guy with his fists, a sword, and a surprising amount of rage for a guy who’s constantly screaming.
What is Attack on Titan?
This 2009 comedy is where time travel, dinosaurs, and ridiculousness collide in the most chaotic way possible. The two main characters together navigate this completely nonsensical world, where everything from time travel portals to giant lizard creatures (who may or may not want to eat you) is just another Tuesday.
What is Land of the Lost?
What is John Q?
A 1993 Western where everyone sweats, scowls, and dramatically says each other’s names in slow motion. Featuring intense staring contests, dramatic mustache twirls, and the most polite gunfighter in history whispering, “I’m your huckleberry” before shooting people.
What is Tombstone?
This OSCAR nom focuses on a married couple who have some serious issues. The wife goes missing, frames her husband of murder, returns, and rapes herself with a wine bottle all because she wants a divorce?
What is Gone Girl?
This anime show is about high school students that are also professional curse-fighting badasses. They face off against curses that range from "mildly spooky" to "this thing will haunt your dreams for the next decade." The cursed spirits that are either “I’m gonna eat your soul” or “I’m just here for a quick snack”.
What is Jujutsu Kaisen?
This 2018 film follows two detectives who are less brilliant crime-solvers and more bumbling idiots who somehow keep solving crimes by accident. The film is a weird mix of slapstick comedy, random celebrity cameos, and the most awkward, cringeworthy moments possible. He might solve a case, but mostly, it’s because he accidentally trips over the right clue or thinks he’s just very good at guessing.
What is Holmes and Watson?
This Denzie action film tells a story of a kid who's famous dad is no longer in the picture and is forced to fight a bunch of men. There's sand, water, fighting, shiny swords, and LOTS of death. Viewers say it's a sequel, but it's one of the worst tellings of a sequel because the manipulator in this movie didn't get nominated for an OSCAR.
What is Gladiator 2?
This 2004 film, where Earth is dying because nobody watered the crops and now there’s dust in literally everything. Former pilot turned reluctant space dad gets recruited by NASA (which apparently still exists in a cornfield basement) to fly through a space donut in search of a new planet — because nothing says "save humanity" like abandoning your kids for a black hole vacation.
What is Interstellar?
This OSCAR nom follows two detectives to solve various murders that are happening in their city. But each murder is more horrifying than the last, but don't worry — the killer’s got a theme, artistic flair, and apparently unlimited access to super glue and notebooks. He may have something in a box, but maybe we can see what it is.
What is Seven?
This anime that’s basically a “family drama” if you want to call a family that both parents have secrets, a daughter who can read their minds, and they are all trying to survive.
What is Spy Family?
You think going to school is hard, how about a movie where no one likes you even the schools. This 2006 comedy is about a guy who struggles to fit in at his new school that no one knows exists. What they don't have is accreditation, but hey, they’ve got party games, weirdly intellectual debates, and a never-ending supply of midlife crisis-y adults who are just as lost as they are.
What is Accepted?
This Denzie movie is about a guy who's not just a drug kingpin—he’s a respectful, family-loving, very well-dressed businessman who treats crime like it’s a Fortune 500 company. He’s got the suits, the swagger, and the most legendary fur coat moment in cinema history. The movie becomes a high-stakes game of cat and mouse, except the mouse owns half of New York, and the cat is going through a divorce and just wants someone to appreciate his briefcase full of warrants.
What is American Ganster?
This movie series follows a British man with a THICK mustache tasked to solve crimes in various locations. He has a very blunt personality and is willing to tear peoples ego's to find the truth. Name all three movies?
What is Murder on the orient express, Death on the Nile, and Haunting in Venice?
This 1989 OSCAR winner is about two brothers with different personalities and traits. One is a fast-talking, money-hungry guy and the other is an autistic savant with an uncanny ability to count toothpicks and recall credit card numbers. So, naturally they go gambling and learn along the way that K-Mart sucks.
What is Rain Man?
This anime is where you go from being a lazy teen to an afterlife detective with a lot of punching and zero chill. It follows a a rebellious teenager who does absolutely nothing with his life except skip school, get into fights, and somehow be the worst student ever. Then, in a shocking plot twist, he dies saving a child. No big deal, right? Except... no one expected him to be a hero, and neither did he.
What is Yu Yu Hakusho?
This 2007 movie where a man’s love for stunt bikes, his stepdad, and his own ego collide in the most ridiculous way possible. The only thing the main character enjoys is "releasing some dumpage" and to jump a motorcycle over a giant ramp and impress the world, especially his stepdad.
What is Hot Rod?
This Denzie film is about a former CIA operative, now emotionally exhausted and very allergic to joy, who gets hired to bodyguard. He doesn’t smile, doesn’t joke, and looks like he hasn’t enjoyed a sandwich in 12 years. But somehow, this tiny human breaks through his hard exterior by asking questions, giving him friendship… and giving him a reason to live.
What is Man on Fire?
This 2008 film focuses on a rich pretty boy who has an obsession with a clown. He wants to "be vengence" or something, but ends up destroying his city like a fancy ninja to make a point.
What is the Dark Knight? (the greatest movie ever made)
This 2018 OSCAR winner follows a young couple who have a love of fame and music. They sing, they dance, and they are both winners (well except for one). They fall in love and fall out of love, but hey it's got a good soundtrack.
What is La La Land?
This anime that taught us all that screaming really loud can make you stronger, but not necessarily smarter. It has a monkey man for a main character who constantly fights "the angriest man in the universe". This show focuses on them fighting, dying, reviving, hunting balls, and maybe save the universe.
What is DBZ?
This 2017 comedy follows a broke married couple trying to find the funds to send their kid to college. The dad somehow becomes The Godfather of Suburbia.
There’s gambling, secret handshakes, way too much enthusiasm, and exactly zero logic. But don’t worry — there’s still time for them to accidentally set things on fire, lose large sums of money, and go full mafia-mode while still trying to make PTA meetings.
What is The House?
This Denzie movie shows us a brilliant forensic detective who's paralyzed from the neck down, but that doesn’t stop him from catching serial killers from the comfort of his bed — with more brainpower in one pinky than most cops have in their entire squad car. Every clue gets weirder, every crime scene more disturbing, and somehow the killer has plenty of time to leave handcrafted clues, bone arrangements, and exactly zero fingerprints. Clearly, this man has no social life.
What is Bone Collector?