Negatives: You are so...
Monotonous
boring
Diligent
hard-working
Dejected
sad
Decimate
destroy
Flawless
without mistakes; perfect
Oblivious
unaware; absent-minded
Ecstatic
overly happy & excited
Inconsolable
can't be comforted
Conserve
to save
Amiable
Friendly
Ostentatious
showy
Ambidextrous
skilled with two hands
Fruitless
useless
Bestow
give as a gift
Astute
wise
Conspicuous
noticeable
Meticulous
detailed & careful
Downcast
sad
Discern
recognize
Auspicious
Favorable
Ludicrous
ridiculous
Ahead of one's time; advanced
Futile
useless
Amputate
cut off (like body part)
Buffoon
(ok, not ideal friend!)
fool