Jokes
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was, "a piece of cake!"
Sharon looked at the lake, the calm water was inviting. She couldn't wait to go for a swim. She took a step into the water and immediately drew back and shivered. What can you infer?
The lake is:
a. cold
b. large
c. small
d. has a lot of wildlife
rushed
Jack
store
to
the
Jack rushed to the store.
We could play soccer now, ____ we can wait for Susan to arrive.
and
or
but
George eat pizza for dinner.
'eats' - third person /s/
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Jayden felt his pulse quicken as they got closer to the snake exhibit. Every time he thought about how close they would get to those creatures he shuddered, what if one of those creatures escaped? He took a deep breath and entered the exhibit. What can you infer?
a. Jayden loves the zoo
b. Jayden is brave
c. Jayden does not like snakes
d. Jayden is scared of everything
library
the
of
a
lot
has
books
The library has a lot of books.
They wanted to have a pool party, ___ it rained.
and
or
but
Yesterday Rehaan swim at the pool.
swam - irregular past tense form of 'to swim'
What did the baby corn say to the Mama corn?
Where is Pop-corn?
Gabriel's house shook. Books tumbled from his bookcase and pictures fell off the walls, littering the floor with broken glass before the house finally went still. When he went outside, he found tree limbs all over the street, and there was a giant crack in the road. What can you infer?
a. Gabriel lost power
b. There was an earthquake
c. Gabriel's house was completely destroyed
d. There was a hurricane
to
likes
eat
John
fries
John likes to eat fries.
_____ of the rain, we stayed inside.
and
or
but
because
Alice bought cupcakes to the bbq.
brought - the irregular past form of the verb 'to bring'
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork chop!
The doorman greeted Camila and as she walked into the hotel her jaw dropped. White marble floors and a chandelier with diamonds greeted her. She couldn't wait to see what her hotel room would look like! What can you infer about the hotel?
a. It is tiny
b. She doesn't like it
c. It is old
d. It is fancy
Moon
I
see
the
night
at
I see the moon at night.
Mike got an A on the test ___ he studied hard.
but
because
and
or
Yesterday Joe drink lemonade.
drank - the irregular past tense form of 'to drink'
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Matilda stayed up all night working on her project, just when she thought it was done she found a little mistake and couldn't go to sleep until it was fixed. Even after her mother said it looked great Matilda wondered if it was good enough. What can you infer?
a. Matilda loves projects
b. Matilda does not like to sleep
c. Matilda does not like to make mistakes
To
hot
eat
love
They
dogs
They love to eat hot dogs.
Alex wanted to go to the movies, ____ he had no money.
and
or
but
because
Last night, the children ride their bikes around the park.
'rode' the irregular past tense form of 'to ride'