What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom?
Todd Packer or "This Guy!"
Describe what a combine does.
Harvests crops, separates seeds from other plant parts, and transfers the seeds to nearby tractors. (Jack please explain how I am wrong)
Of everyone here, who would best fit the name "Big Red"?
Yes, Jack
Can Liddy be described as "smart"?
Absolutely not.
Which Christmas features Bing Crosby nearly being crushed by a falling wall?
White Christmas
What is the first and last name of the man with the name Susan?
Gabriel Lewis
What popular sitcom does Belsnickel appear in?
The Office
What flavor is Big Red gum?
Cinnamon (Must be pronounced correctly)
What breed of dog is used in Racing?
Greyhounds
What was the weather like when Rudolph did his thing?
Foggy.
What is Any's middle name?
Baines
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
An African or European Swallow?
What is Jack's company called?
Boone Farm and Forage
What were pugs bred for? (The Campaign)
To lock in and take down lions.
Who is visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve?
Ebenezer Scrooge
What does Andy use as a flotation device in the episode "Beach Games"?
A sumo suit
What would happen if you were a lion and I were a tuna?
I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! (Allen's line also works)
What would Jack's company be called if he was also a blacksmith?
Boone Farm and Forge (lol)
What does CGC stand for?
Canine Good Citizen.
What is the most popular species of Christmas Tree?
Fraser Fir
Who slept with three of the same men as Jo Bennett?
Truman Capote
What country did Belsnickel originate from?
Germany.
What is Jack's biggest flaw? (Think boardgames. No real answers or this will get weird)
He cheats at Monopoly.
What is the lightest dog breed, and which state did it originate in?
The Chihuahua, from Chihuahua, Mexico.
What man began the tradition of gift-giving in December?
Saint Nicholas