Tell me something girl, ___ ___ _____ __ ____ ______ _____?
Tell me something girl, are you happy in this modern world?
Act like a giraffe
If Jax can guess what you are in three guesses, take 100 points, if he can’t, take 50 for humiliating yourself :)
True or false, Star Trek came out in 1976
False, Star Trek came out in 1966
Gibe me a drink, and I’ll die, feed me, and I’ll get bigger. What am I?
A fire
In the Little red riding hood, who does the wolf dress up as?
The grandmother
She was looking kinda dumb with her ______ ___ ___ ______ __ ___ _____ __ __ _ __ ___ ________
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
Act like a zombie
If Jax can guess what you are in three guesses, take 200 points, if he can’t, take 100 for humiliating yourself :)
True or false, there is a person in the world named:
X Æ A-Xll
True, it is the name of Elon Musks son.
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter ”M”
How many hearts does an octopus have?
3
I’ll dance, dance, dance, with my _____, _____, _____, above my ____, ____, ____, like _____ said
I’ll dance, dance, dance, with my hands, hands, hands, above my head, head, head, like Jesus said.
Act like a monkey
If Jax can guess what you are in three guesses, take 300 points, if he can’t, take 150 for humiliating yourself :)
True or False, the company Mars owns M&M’s
True, Mars owns M&M’s, Skittles, and various other types of candy.
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
A mirror
How many teeth does an adult human have?
32
(Remix) Somebody once told me the world was maceronieso I took bite right out of a ____, it tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a _____ and the _____ started _______ at me
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite right out of a tree, it tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a bunny and the bunny started cursing at me
Act like a fish
If Jax can guess what you are in three guesses, take 400 points, if he can’t, take 200 for humiliating yourself :)
True or false, the first Automobile was made in 1876
False, the first Automobile was made in 1886
I’m light as a feather, but the strongest person can’t hold me for 10 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
The speed of a computer mouse
One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by the coast, ___ ___ ___ ____ ___ _____ _____
One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by the coast, one had two kids but lives alone
Act like a beaver
If Jax can guess what you are in three guesses, take 500 points, if he can’t, take 250 for humiliating yourself :)
True or false, their are over 1,000 religions in the world
True, according to some estimates, their are over 4,000 religions.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion
What countries made up the Axis powers in WWII?
Italy, Germany, and Japan