Fred, Wilma, Pebbles
The Flintstones
I took one too many hits playing football, which gave me this traumatic brain injury.
Concussion
Ouch! I need to avoid the spines on this fruit often used in upside down cake.
Pineapple
Name the state capitol of North Dakota
Bismarck
How many times did I have to tell Mikey to be quiet in class?
TOO MANY
Marge, Homer, Cart, Lisa, Maggie
The Simpsons
I’ve come down with another case of viral rhinitis, better known as?
Common Cold
I’ll wash my snack down with this energy drink whose ads claim it’ll give you wings.
Red Bull
Name the city in which my alma mater is, which used to be home of the Fighting Sioux?
Who carried who on their shoulder in our A/C video?
Ashton carried Mikey!
Stu, Didi, Tommy, Dil
The Rugrats
I asked my dentist about aphthous stomatitis, characterized by these mouth ulcers.
Canker sores
I’ll fry up some squid to make this Italian appetizer served with marinara sauce.
Calamari
Which National Park in western North Dakota is the only national park named for a person?
Theodore Roosevelt National Park
What did we dissolve aluminum foil in during one of our early labs?
copper (II) chloride
Stewie, Lois, Chris, Peter, Meg
I hate having to deal with this inflammatory bowel disease named for an American gastroenterologist.
Crohns Disease
I’ll return to my Southern roots by slicing this 4-letter vegetable and coating it in cornmeal.
Okra
What percent of ND land is dedicated to farming and ranching?
90% !!!!
What recipe did Elise Lowery use for her Christmas Recipe Project?
Pasta with Marinara
Peggy, Bobby, Hank
King of the Hill
I’ve been diagnosed with this genetic disorder affecting the lungs my kids call “65 Roses.”
Cystic Fibrosis
Instead of meat, I’ll eat this squeaky Cypriot cheese made from goat and sheep milk.
Halloumi (or Feta)
North Dakota is home to 2 of the largest animal monuments in the world: name one!
A Holstein cow or a Buffalo
What is my birthday?
September 4!