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100

A girl volunteers for a mandatory government lottery, goes on a train ride, gets a haircut, and then hides in a tree for three days while her neighbors fight over basic outdoor supplies.

What is the Hunger Games?

100

"They didn't even finish building it! It looks like an iron skeleton left out to rust in the middle of Paris."

What is the Eiffel Tower?

100

Finish the phrase "And now over to Mr. St. Amand's comedy corner, where it's always..."

What is 90 degrees?

100

If someone tells you your outfit is "cooked," they mean this.

What is bad, ruined, or terrible?

100

In this wildly popular classroom review game, players answer trivia questions to earn tokens, buy medieval or space-themed animals called "Blooks," and steal gold from their classmates in Gold Quest.

What is Blooket?

200

A guy gets hyper-fixated on knitting a single, multi-functional garment, leading to a massive environmental lawsuit brought against him by a tiny, furious creature that literally exits a tree trunk just to complain about the air quality.

What is The Lorax?

200

"Honestly, it’s just a giant green statue holding a flashlight. Plus, you have to take a boat just to look at it."

What is the Statue of Liberty?

200

Originating from Tarbes, France, this popular group was this year's runner up in Manie Musicale. Bonus (50 points) if you also name their song. 

Who is Boulevard des Airs? (Bonus: "Je rentre a la maison")

200

When you do something so smoothly or successfully that you have absolute charisma, you are said to have this 4-letter word. 

What is Rizz?

200

This legendary website is the ultimate destination on a school Chromebook when you finish your work early, offering hundreds of unblocked games like Subway Surfers, Stickman Hook, and Temple Run directly in your browser.

What is Poki?

300

An old man uses thousands of party decorations to illegally move his house to South America to escape a retirement home.

What is Up?

300

"It's literally just a big, dark ditch in the dirt. I've seen bigger holes in the road in my hometown."

What is the Grand Canyon?

300

The place where we went to scale walls, build fires, and frollick in the mud. 

What is Lambton Centre?

300

If you trip in the hallway, drop your binder, or accidentally laugh at a joke a teacher made, you are heavily losing these imaginary units of coolness.

What are Aura Points?

300

This rhythm-based platformer will test your sanity as you tap to make a tiny colored square jump over spikes, fly rockets through tight gaps, and try to beat levels like "Stereo Madness" or "Back on Track."

What is Geometry Dash?

400

A ageless, immortal woman has an existential crisis, leaves her perfect house because her feet got flat, and goes to the real world where she realizes men really love horses and trucks.

What is Barbie?

400

"The architect clearly didn't know how to use a spirit level. It looks like it’s about to fall over. Fix it."

What is the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

400

The fantastic song that ended our 2026 Gregory Hogan's Got Talent show. 

What is Dynamite?

400

If a student is being a total teacher's pet, excessively complimenting your outfit, or trying way too hard to get an A+ by kissing up to you, they are doing this to you.

What is Glazing?

400

This viral Neal.fun browser game starts you off with just four basic elements—Water, Fire, Earth, and Air—and challenges you to combine them to create literally anything from "Harry Potter" to "Skibidi Toilet."

What is Infinite Craft?

500

An underpaid worker spends five straight nights manually resetting a Wi-Fi router and closing metal doors on a couple of rusty, singing restaurant robots because he refuses to just stand up and walk out of the building.

What is Five Nights at Freddy's?

500

"Just a big pile of old rocks in the desert. No AC, no Wi-Fi, and it's literally just triangles."

What are the Pyramids of Giza?

500

Born April 30, 2026, this is the full name of Mme. Nelson's new baby boy.

What is Beau Innes Nelson?

500

This repetitive, high-energy phrase comes from a viral gaming video where a player screams it into his mic over and over again while chasing an enemy, often used in edits when someone is locked in or tweaking.

What is "Tun tun tun sahur"?

500

If you are managing your stress levels, buying lottery tickets, trying to survive a random encounter with a witch doctor, and carefully closing pop-up menus just to earn the "Ribbon" achievement for your digital graveyard, you are playing this game.

What is Bitlife?