jokes
laugh out loud
wild
100

what is a race car driver's favorite meal.?

what is fast food

100

what runs around a football but never moves

a fence

100

how do you get me to laugh?

you tell me a joke.

200

what happend when the spider got an new car?

he took it for a spin.

200

whats a reptiles favorite move?

the lizzard of oz.

200

take this?

na just read this?

300

what did the grape do when the lemon asked for a kiss?

it puckered up.

300

what has four legs and one head but only one foot?

what is a bed.

400

why did the lettuce win the race?

because he was a head.

400

why cant the bank keep a secret?

it has to many tellers.

500

whats the math teachers favorite dessert?

what is pi

500

why did cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?

she ran away from the ball.