Facts You Laurenuinely Should Know
I share this middle name with the title of a Beatles song and a first lady
What is "Michelle"?
This American economic tragedy brought an end to the Roaring Twenties era in 1929
What is the stock market crash?
This freaky ass fish does mpreg
What is a seahorse?
This political figure, beloved for his iconic hiding spot, was executed in 2006
Who was Saddam Hussein?
I, controversially, pair this condiment with my pancakes
What is ketchup?
This president claims the honor of being both the only president to hold a patent as well as the inspiration for my academic career in political science
Who was Abraham Lincoln?
This Gothic mega-classic which many consider to be the first science fiction novel was written in 1818 by the author when she was just 20
This funny looking guy is poisonous to eat and is referred to as "fugu" in Japan
What is the pufferfish?
This 2006 tragicomedy directed by Jonathan Dayon and Valerie Faris centers around a dysfunctional family portrayed by an ensemble which includes Steve Carrell and Abigail Breslin (hint, its my favorite movie!)
What is Little Miss Sunshine?
This instrument I played for two years in middle school is also found on The Mamas and the Papas "California Dreaming" and Futures "Mask Off"
The flute
This morose English band has been my Spotify Top Artist every year since sophomore year of high school
Who are "The Smiths"?
Twenty One Pilots, my favorite band in middle school, released this album in 2015 which included the songs "Heavydirtysoul," "Stressed Out," and "Tear in my Heart"
What is "Blurryface"?
What is "Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, Southern, and Arctic?"
This console released in 2006, selling over 3.6 million units in its first year
What is the Nintendo Wii?
This 20th-century European writer was unrecognized in his time but is now widely regarded by the public as one of the most important novelists of his century and by high school me as the love of my life
Who was Franz Kafka?
This Pixar classic serves as both my favorite animated film and the namesake of my cat
What is Ratatouille?
Not only is it number 20 on the periodic table, this terrific element is the most abundant mineral in the human body and the fifth most abundant in the Earths crust
What is calcium?
"Cyprinidae" is the scientific name for this freshwater fish family to which the goldfish belongs
What is the carp family?
Jack Dorsey made the first post on this social media, which he also founded in March 2006
What is "Twitter"?
I was referred to as "kind of smelly" by a former friend who used this nontraditional substitute for toilet paper
What is dirty clothes?
I theoretically serve as newsletter editor for this Mizzou organization
What is "Women in Natural Resources"?
This fish is the fastest guy in the ocean at a top recorded speed of up to 48 MPH, and is named for a perceived similarity to a boat
What is "the sailfish"?
March 1rst, 2006 doesn't just mark the birth of the most important person in the world, it also marks this milestone for Wikipedia
What is the one millionth article published?
This 2015 Adam Sandler movie horrified me to the point of insomnia when I saw the trailer while watching "Minions"
What is "Pixels"?