Is this Mainstream? (Easy)
The most recent addition to the Animal Crossing series - "Animal Crossing : New Horizons" - publicly released six years ago on what date?
What is March 20th - The First Day of Spring, when fish and bugs are most available to Catch?
A British Theatre Director known for his work on Evita, Starlight Express and School of Rock - that Lauren successfully went to bat for Junior Year of Highschool, but not in the way she hoped
Who is Andrew Llyod Webber?
A 1969 Children's Picture Book Written and Illustrated by Artist Eric Carle, Popular in 2nd Grade Classrooms - especially so for children attending Stevenson Elementary
What is Lauren's Favorite Children's Book - The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
Referenced in a post from February, 2025 - Tori Marie celebrates this gay grandson as he performs as ensemble in a local theatre production
Who is Jonathan Perring?
A small red/blue devil-like creature characterized by large horns, a round head and body, a pointed tail and very short fangs - often present in my artwork?
What is an Imp?
This Celebrity was recently featured on a revival of a widely-beloved comedy/variety show created by Jim Henson Studios and produced by actor/comedian Seth Rogen
Who is Sabrina Carpenter?
What's Lauren's Middle Name?
Elizabeth
An Unconventional Veggie Pizza Topping found at Blaze Pizza that Jackie finds comically gross every time Lauren orders it
What is Lauren's Favorite Pizza Topping - Broccoli?
Located in Bloomington, Normal - Tori Marie Ellen Pitiker's current place of Work
What is Miller Park Zoo?
The name of a blonde southern Criminal-Turned-Actress, originating from a short senior-year creative writing project and currently existing as an NPC within an RPG discord server
Who is Miss De'Meanor/Lucy De'Meanor Dixon?
In 2025, this restaurant became an incredibly popular place to spend a girls night as they released matching movie-commemorative cocktails perfect for sets of best-friends
What is Chili's? (Bonus Points: What were people mad about online when receiving these cocktails?)
Leah Marlene - a folk singer born in the Bloomington-Normal, Illinois - that Lauren and Lane saw live at Pridefest 2025 - was featured on what competitive talent show?
American Idol
A Dungeons and Dragons Character Fighting Class characterized by their heightened mobility, lack of armor and use of Ki Points
What is Lauren's Favorite Character Class - The Monk?
Created in 2024 but discontinued in 2025, This Right-Wing Dating App happened to be Tori's favorite until she was accused by her daughter-in-law of being a Homophobic Conservative
What is DateRight/TheRightStuff?
A Survivor and Witness of the 1975 Christmas Massacre - An Anxious Fiction Author and Private Detective Voiced by Matteo Moudy in my upcoming Murder Mystery Movie "1975."
Who is Benjamin Leijon?
The first openly-queer winner of People Magazine's "Sexiest Man of the Year" - known to some for his supporting - and lead role in the second season of the Netflix Original "Bridgerton"
Who is Jonathan Bailey?
A 90's Sci-Fi TV Series that happens to take place on the deck of a space ship, featuring the character "Seven of Nine" or "Annika" - whom Lauren's Honda Accord is named after
What is Star Trek : Voyager (1995)
A game series inspired by the "Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs" model - a psychological theory explaining how humans value certain needs or wants over others - and how when those needs are met, humans reach enlightenment or self-actualization
What is Lauren's Favorite Video Game Series - The Sims?
Referenced in Tori Marie's first post on her current Facebook page, Tori lists this as being the reason for her and David's divorce
What is David's Lean Addiction?
A Red-Feathered Politician/Camp Counselor with a History in Baseball and an Interest in Beautiful, Evil Women - originating from a concluded Dungeons and Dragons Campaign
Who is Calliope Kestrel Finch?
In 2014, Minecraft introduced the public to a new hostile underwater mob in it's 1.8 update - The Guardian - a cyclopsian pufferfish with an ability to shoot lasers while deploying large orange spikes. Lauren has had a deadly fear of this mob since the first time she saw it, and hasn't been able to kick the fear even into adulthood. Twenty-Two updates have released since then. What year did 1.8 release?
2011
A Conservative-Affiliated Celebrity/Nepo-Baby who has recently been trolled online by a former "South Park" Writer with the creation of a website called "Draft(First Name)(Last Name).com" - and unfortunately shares Lauren's exact Birthday, like date and year
Who is Barron Trump?
A 2008 Studio Ghibli Film featuring vocal talents of Betty White, Matt Damon, Liam Neeson and Tina Fey - Lauren's Childhood Favorite
What is Lauren's Favorite Movie - Ponyo?
Known to be an ex-server at Fiesta Ranchera and excellent source for parking lot Tango Lessons
Who is Eduardo?
A middle-aged fire-breathing goblin Bachelorette, who fell madly in love with a Fairy Artificer over a drink at a Tavern - originating as an NPC for a retired "Dungeons and Drama" campaign, though now exists as a Player Character and NPC for a possible future campaign.
Who is Nymelia Bendigo Tree?