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Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Lauren Lore
Minecraft Facts
100

What is the first arc of Dragon Ball Z?

Saiyan Saga

100
A person falls asleep on a carriage, wakes up and saves the world by shouting at things

Skyrim

100

This classic children's book follows a hungry green insect as he eats his way through various foods, learning about the days of the week.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

100

Name two of Lauren's dream dog breeds

Chow Chow, Bernese Mountain Dog, Samoyed, Doberman, Pit Bull, idk ask Lauren

100

Who made Minecraft?

Markus Alexej Persson, known by the pseudonym of Notch

200

What island is said to be destroyed by Luffy?

Fish-Man Island

200

It's really more about the gambling than the shooting

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

200

This number is both an even number and a prime numer

2

200

Lauren has a (half) brother and a soon to be sister IN LAW. What are their names?

Ryan & Tracy

200

You'll need this many Obsidian blocks to build the smallest possible Nether portal.

10

300

What is the name of Jogo's domain expansion?

Coffin of the Iron Mountain

300

I started as a noble paladin, now I lie, manipulate, and let a vampire bite me because he looked sad and pretty

Baldur's Gate 3

300

The U.S. Constitution was signed in THIS year.

1787

300

Respond to the following with Lauren-isms:

1. "I am unable to spend time with you right now."

2. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

3. When there is only one left of a limited resource

4. After a compliment is given to her

5. Any time Will Mallick's name is mentioned

1. "So you hate me?"

2. "Aw, I love Justin Long."

3. "The last melon."

4. A smile with her eyes crossed

5. "You mean Jesus Christ?"

300

This fuel smelts for the longest time

Lava Bucket
400

Ash's Pikachu fought this Pokemon at its first encounter

Spearow

400

A mailman wants to seek revenge, but got caught in a war between cowboys and Little Caesar's

Fallout: New Vegas

400

What are the three types of rock?

Sedimentary, Metamorphic, and Igneous

400

Lauren says she relates to both of the FMC in The Deal and The Mistake. What are the similarities she feel she shares to each of them?

Hannah (The Deal): The rape, her feelings about herself and her sexuality after said event & her love of music

Grace (The Mistake): A bit socially awkward, sheltered a lot of her life, more emotionally mature than Hannah

400

What is the best music disk?

Pigstep

500

The WWE star, turned UFC fighter, inspired the look of Attack on Titan's armored Titan

Brock Lesnar

500

A group of emotionally stunted wizards argue over grass control for 45 minutes, while a teenager screams racial slurs in the background.

League of Legends

500

Which country has the most time zones?

France

It has 12 time zones!

500

Lauren is currently obsessed with a certain Halloween clown-esque sliding performer/viral Twitch star.

Name him along with two other people in his circle (roommates or fellow performers)

OR

Describe his performance makeup in detail

Roommates: Elliott, Noah, Archer (Aiden)

Performers: Archer, Valkyrie, Cricket, Jet, Maverick

OR

Show picture of makeup

500

What is the only breedable hostile mob?

Hoglin