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Jess’s dad, if he pitied the fool
Who is Mr. T (Mr.G)?
The largest South American member of the camel family, which makes a good guard animal for sheep & other livestock.
What is a llama?
Jason Kass, Adrianne Rosenbluth, and Sarah Wilbanks.
Who were the three members of bar review during 3L?
According to a criminal jury, this former football player did not murder his wife, according to a civil jury, he did.
Who is O.J. Simpson?
Mr. Valderrama, who dated Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Demi Lovato.
Mrs. Grothouse, if she gave Morgan her favorite snack.
What is a Grape (Grace)?
The chapel where our law school graduation was held.
What is Rockefeller Chapel?
Tara Levens, Elise Meyer, and Ruby Garrett.
Who were the three female editors in chief our 3L year?
Ohio State’s stadium, nicknamed the Horseshoe is 5,000 seats smaller than this college’s stadium, the largest college football stadium in the country, nicknamed the “Big House.”
What is the University of Michigan?
An American retail chain that sells home decor, furniture, textiles, whose "Signature" line is sold at Costco.
What is Kirkland (& Ellis)?
What Jacquie’s dog uses if he needs directions.
What is GPS(Gus)?
The former name of Washington DC’s basketball team, which was changed to the Wizards, because the owner did not want the team to be associated with violence.
What are the Bullets?
The Bulls, The Windy City Bulls, and The Sky.
What are the three Chicago basketball teams?
He played college football stars L'Carpetron Dookmarriot & Bismo Funyuns on TV & won an Oscar for writing "Get Out."
Who is Jordan Peele?
A spin-off of "The Hills" documenting Whitney Port leaving Los Angeles in favor of New York.
What is The City (of Chicago)?
Marlow didn’t take his name, but she did become this on August 25.
What is a Wifey (Wiley)?
This country singer said, "I was the first woman to burn my bra--it took the fire department 4 days to put it out."
Who is Dolly Parton?
Jimmy’s, The Cove, and Falcon Inn.
What are three dive bars in Hyde Park?
Before he grew his hair out, Erik was mistaken multiple times by drunk fans for this Greenbay Packers Quarterback.
Who is Aaron Rodgers?
The Capital of Guyana, not to be confused with Morgan’s alma mater.
What is Georgetown (University)?
Where Emily Sharp stores her wine.
What is a Cellar (Kellar)?
This arcade-themed song by The Who was the first of 3 hits from their rock opera album "Tommy."
What is "Pinball Wizard"?
Alex Kiles, Stephen Richer, and Ken Thomas.
Who were three presidents of LSA during law school?
Named after a Christian former football player, striking a prayerful pose on one knee before a game isn't called Timming but this.
What is Tebowing?
1994 American independent black and white buddy comedy film written, directed, and co-produced by Kevin Smith.
What is (Law) Clerks?