LAWN BOY
HOW OLD IS LAWN BOY?
12
WHAT IS ARNOLD'S PROFESSION?
STOCK BROKER
WHAT DOES PASQUAL DO?
**HE WORKS FOR LAWN BOY
**HE DOES THE SEEDING & FERTILIZING OF LAWNS
(EITHER ARE OK)
WHAT DOES JOEY DO FOR A LIVING?
HE IS A PROFESSIONAL PRIZEFIGHTER OR BOXER.
WHAT COLOR IS GRANDMA'S HAIR?
RED
WHAT STATE DOES LAWN BOY LIVE IN?
MINNESOTA
WHERE DOES ARNOLD WORK?
IN HIS HOME.
HOW DOES PASQUAL HELP LAWN BOY EXPAND HIS BUSINESS?
HE GETS HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO ALSO MOW LAWNS.
WHAT IS JOEY'S LAST NAME?
POWDERMILK...JOSEPH POWDERMILK
WHY DOES GRANDMA GIVE LAWN BOY THE MOWER?
BECASUE IT BELONGED TO HER HUSBAND, AND IT WILL ALLOW LAWN BOY TO MOW GRASS AND MAKE SOME MONEY.
WHY DOES HE START MOWING LAWNS?
TO EARN MONEY TO BUY AN INNER TUBE FOR HIS BIKE.
WHY DOES ARNOLD INVEST FOR LAWN BOY?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CASH TO PAY LAWN BOY.
WHAT DOES PASQUAL WEAR TO HELP HIM WORK AT NIGHT?
A HEADLAMP
WHAT DOES JOEY THREATEN TO DO TO ROCK AND HIS GOONS IF THEY COME BACK?
HE TELLS THEM HE WILL "PINCH THIER HEADS."
WHY DOES GRANDMA SAY KOOKY THINGS?
BECASUE SHE'S GRANDMA.
**ANY ANSWER ALONG THESE LINES WILL DO.
WHAT DOES LAWN BOY DO A LOT WHEN HE GETS EXCITING NEWS?
HE FAINTS.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE ARNOLD'S STYLE OF DRESS?
**FUNKY
**GROOVY
**TOTALLY 70'S
**WEIRD
(ANY ARE ACCEPTABLE)
WHY DOES PASQUAL SAY THAT LAWNBOY GETS 50% OF THE MONEY?
BECAUSE HE (LAWN BOY) IS THE BOSS AND HAS FOUND THE JOBS.
WHAT COLOR TRUNKS DOES JOEY WEAR IN HIS BOXING MATCH?
RED BOXING TRUNKS.
WHY DOES GRANDMA ASK JOEY POW NOT TO HURT THE BAD GUYS?
BECASUE SHE'S NICE, AND IT MIGHT BRING THE POLICE.
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES LAWN BOY HAVE AT THE END OF THE BOOK?
OVER $500,000 DOLLARS!
HOW MUCH DOES ARNOLD CHARGE LAWN BOY FOR HIS INVESTMENT SERVICES AND ADVICE?
5% (PERCENT)
TRUE OR FALSE: PASQUAL AND HIS CREWS ARE SEASONAL EMPLOYEES?
TRUE!
HOW FAST DOES JOEY POW KNOCKOUT HIS OPPONENT?
JOEY KO's THE OTHER GUY IN FOUR SECONDS!
WHAT DOES GRANDMA DO AT THE FIGHT THAT MAKES JOEY POW BLUSH?
SHE BLOWS HIM KISSES.