Movies
Socially awkward girl is stuck in a love triangle between a dead guy obsessed with glitter and a dog.
What is Twilight?
Dude who is only known for that one movie series about theater kids in high school.
Who is Zac Efron?
Dude very obsessed with canals.
Who is Mr. Hemler?
Dance moms meets lacrosse.
Who is Sophia Ma?
I thought she played soccer.
Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with kid who lost both his parents to said noseless guy.
What is Harry Potter?
Effeminate man obsessed with siblings.
Who is James Charles?
His middle name is Flarpenturtle.
Who is Mr. Knote?
Most likely to throw lax balls on the roof of the rink.
Who is Delaney Garvey?
Walking inappropriate jokes.
Who is Astana Gaffney?
An uncle kills the king so an exotic pig and large rat help the nephew take back the throne.
What is The Lion King?
William eyelashes.
Who is Billie Eilish?
Used to work with the feds.
Who is Ms. Fugitt?
Red as a tomato as soon as the sun hits her.
Who is Maggie Dunn?
The only left handed one.
Who is Aidan McFarlane?
An Arabian princess gets catfished.
What is Aladdin?
Ron Weasley but he can sing.
Who is Ed Sheeran?
Used to be a flight stewardess.
Who is Senora Milenius?
The goalie that couldn’t see.
Who is Lulu Dunn?
Robotic knee.
Legendary milfs be doing what legendary milfs do.
What is Bad Moms?
Elon Musk’s newest child.
Who is X Æ A-12?
Administrator who is nicknamed after a vegetable.
Who is Mr. Dunn?
She has a youtube channel.
Who is Kat Gray?
The manager that punched a wall and broke his hand?
Who is Cam Strong.