Misc. Facts
About Layne
100

On what day was Layne born?

I have seen the birth of this creation. All of time, and your self-claimed revolutionary existence has only witnessed 0.08% of it so far. Your lives are but a fraction of an atom of a grain of sand, passing through the neck of an hourglass. And by the time you fall, just another grain lands before your name is entirely forgotten. You have so little time to comprehend the workings of your own universe--and you waste it on asking such trivial questions.

200

What is Layne's least favorite Enneatype? (+100 bonus points if you can guess second least favorite)

1) Enneatype 4, 2) Enneatype 7

500

On what date was Scrappy Doo gunned down on the streets of Brazil by a rival drug cartel?

March 10th, 1983

500

Name up to 5 of Layne's fantasized biological fathers. Each (correct) man named is worth 100 points.

(Hint: they are all real people.)

1) Stephen West (Host of Philosophize This!)

2) Tom Lehrer (Satirical singer-songwriter and Harvard mathematics professor)

3) Cody Harris/Josiah Goff (Hosts of The Enneagram Five podcast)

4) Alex Kapranos (Lead singer/songwriter of Franz Ferdinand)