Funny Scriptures
True or False - Is this a Real Scripture?
"It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman"
TRUE! - Proverbs 21:19
As the eighth Article of Faith says, “We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly; we also believe the _____ __ _______ to be the word of God.
Book of Mormon
LION KING: What does "Mufasa" tell "Simba" that helps him follow his purpose in life and return to Pride Rock?
"Remember Who You Are!" "You Are My Son, and the One True King"
True or False - Did Joseph Smith Say this Quote:
"“Whatever God requires is right, no matter what it is, although we may not see the reason there of until all of the events transpire.”
True
These two men are the only known men to actually walk on water (in real life!)
Jesus Christ, Peter
Is this verse in the King James Version of the Bible?
"I will never admit you are in the right; till I die "
No - Not True, it's Job 27:5 in some other modern-day translation (NIV), not a good version. LDS prophets tell us to study the King James Version
Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum (One of the 8 witnesses) were murdered by a mob whilst they were held in jail at Carthage, near Nauvoo, on June 27, 1844.
Carthage
When MOANA Tell's the Angry "Tafiti" Lava Monster "This is Not Who You Are - You ______ Who you Are" and then whispers "who you ______ are" (200 pts)
Bonus: How can this relate to Heavenly Father's Plan of Happiness? (another 100 pts)
Know, Truly
Because if we know who we truly are, we will obey Heavenly Father, Keep his Commandments and Serve Others as He would
Who Said it:
'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
Calvin Coolidge, Franklin D. Roosevelt
John F. Kennedy, J. Edgar Hoover
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"When Jesus had said this, He spit on the ground, made some mud, and applied it to the man’s eyes." Then What did the Lord Tell the Man to do?
What was the exact name of the place where the Lord sent him to go (Extra Credit 1800 points)
Wash - the Pool of Siloam
3 Nephi 3:13: - "Yea, he sent a proclamation among all the people, that they should gather together their women, and their children, their flocks and their herds, and their substance, SAVE IT WERE THEIR LAND, unto one place."
Um...how can you gather your land together??? ;)
Not possible
The Glory of God is:
A: Intelligence B:Power C:His Kingdom D:Telling Others What to Do
A - See D&C 93:36
What life lessons can we learn from "Finding Nemo"?
The value of friendship and family,
The importance of never giving up and not letting fear hold you back
'Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.'
Voltaire
Buddha
Confucius
Socrates
Confucius
This man (who was entombed) was raised from the dead by Jesus
Name at least one other man who called forth the dead back to life using the Priesthood of God and in the name of Jesus Christ
Lazarus
Joseph Smith, Orson Hyde, Ephraim Hanks + many others
Stinketh, Stink
What Star is the 'Greatest' and is 'Closest' to the 'Throne of God'?? (400 pts)
P.S. Have Scientists seen this Star? (100 pts)
P.S.S. How? (Another 200 pts)
P.S.S.S Why can't we see it with normal Telescopes? (100)
Kolob
Yes
Using Infrared Telescopes pointed at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy
The center of the Galaxy is hidden to us by thick veils or bands of cosmic dust clouds between the galactic arms
What is the Main Message in the movie "The Lorax"
"Protect our natural resources, and not letting greed harm the environment"
10. 'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration.'
Gandhi
Alexander Graham Bell
Thomas Edison
Sigmund Freud
Thomas Edison
Has anyone actually witnessed a resurrection occur in our time? If so, tell the story?
A man in Utah, in the early 1900's was farming and plowed up some human bones. The bones began to move, and suddenly assembled themselves completely when to his great surprise, the organs and tissues formed in their perfect order and suddenly a perfect little girl with long brown hair wearing a white dress stood up, looked at him, and raised upwards in the air in a pillar of light.
Who is the prophet who pronounced this Curse!
"So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youth. "
500 for the prophet's name, or 100 points if you say what volume of scripture this is in
Elisha - 2 Kings 2:25 (Old Testament)
How many 'Days' to God is 500 years to man?
One Half Day
This Animated Disney Classic is a heartwarming story of love, and never judging a book by it's cover.
Extra Credit: Quote one Teaching of Jesus about Judging Others (300 pts)
Beauty and the Beast
"Judge not that ye be not judged"
25. 'This above all to thine own self be true.'
John Calvin
Chaucer
William Shakespeare
St. Peter
What does this phrase mean to you?
William Shakespeare
What did Jesus Do to the Fig Tree in Mark chapter 11? Tell The Story
He was hungry, and the fig tree didn't have any fruit on it, so he cursed the tree saying “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” - immediately the tree dried up and no longer had any life.