Anger Management
Bent on Revenge
Biblical Love Notes
That's so Sus (both parties)
He's got Rizz
100

He was very angry and  his face was downcast. Even after God warned about the sin crouching at his  door, he lured his brother out to the field and killed him (Genesis 4)

Cain

100

Defile our sister?  Make it right by circumcising yourself and your whole tribe. Then, when all  your men are rolling around in pain, we'll slaughter you all (Genesis 34)

Simeon & Levi

100

Darling, these are  beautiful with earrings (Song of Songs 1)

cheeks

100

She litterally lied  to you and tried to kill you twice. Why would you fall for it again? (Judges  16)

Samson & Deliiah


100

well-built and  handsome (Gen 39)

Joseph

200

He was so angry at  the constantly whining Israelites, that he struck a rock instead of speaking  to it as God commanded (Numbers 20)

Moses

200

I killed Abner for  you, King David, because he was trying to trick you. Actually, I've been  waiting for a chance to avenge my brother! (2 Samuel 3)

Joab

200

Darling, your teeth  are like these, just coming up from the washing (Song of Songs 4)

sheep
200

C'mon, the voice  should have given him away (Gen 27)

Isaac & Jacob
200

Glowing with health  and had a fine appearance and handsome features

David

300

Tried to spear his  personal musician to the wall (1 Samuel 19)

Saul

300

We offered protection  to your shepherds and you won't let us join your festival? Strap on your  swords, men. We'll go kill the Fool (1 Samuel 25)

David

300

Look, here he comes!  My beloved is like a young this

stag

300

Really? Moldy bread  and worn clothes? And you still managed to trick the them!

Gibeonites & Israeiltes


300

A head taller than  anyone else, there was no man in all of Israel more handsome than he (1  Samuel 9)

Saul

400

If this were  witnessed by someone other than an angel, he might have been reported to the  SPCA (Numbers 22)

Balaam

400

You took my bride!  I'll burn down all your crops. The foxes are just collateral damage (Judges  15)

Samson

400

My beloved's body is  like polished this (Song of Songs 5)

ivory

400

Listen to daddy, plain daughter. I'll get a man for you (Genesis 29)

Laban/Leah & Jacob


400

From the top of his  head to the slome of his foot there was no blemish in him (1 Samuel 14)

Absalom

500

He lay in bed sulking  when he didn't get what he wanted (1 Kings 21)

Ahab

500

You raped by sister!  I'll kill you in front of all our siblings!

Absalom

500

Darling, this part of  your body are like twin fawns of a gazelle (Song of Songs 7)

Breasts
500

My son will get the  blessing, even if I have to lie to my husband (Genesis 27)

Isaac & Rebekah

500

the "seal of  perfection" he became proud on the account of his beauty and came to a  horrible end (Ezekiel 28)

The King of Tyre