Champion Misquotes
“It’s not ‘Time to troll’—this champion actually says, ‘Time to roll out!’”
Who is Rammus?
“This word appears most frequently in every champion nerf note.”
What is ‘adjusted’?
This champion can solo Baron as early as 20 minutes.
Who is Master Yi?
“You claimed ‘mid or feed,’ locked in Teemo, and built this item first.”
What is Doran’s Ring?
“You’re 0/10/0, but you’re still doing this instead of building defensively.”
What is typing ‘Team diff’?
This champion insists “Demacia,” but in your game, they probably just screamed “Forfeit at 15!”
Who is Garen?
“The ‘minor adjustments’ to this lane made ADC mains riot.”
What is bot lane?
“This phrase is spammed when your team forgets to ward Baron.”
What is ‘OMG THEY’RE ON BARON’?
“You died 1v1 in lane, but you still spam-ping this.”
What is the jungler’s location?
“Your duo partner locked in Yuumi, and you decided this was the best strategy.”
What is AFK farming Krugs for 30 minutes?
“You thought I was a support, but my quote is ‘Support, but not helpless!’”
Who is Senna?
“Players beg Riot not to touch this stat, but it’s always nerfed first.”
What is mobility?
“This champion’s ultimate is the most likely to steal Baron.”
Who is Nunu & Willump?
“You queued for ranked, and instead of picking a meta champion, you decided to try out this.”
What is your off-role Thresh top build?
“You queued as support, stole every kill, and then did this when the ADC complained.”
What is mute them and flame in all chat?
This champion claims to bring balance, but in solo queue, they’re just “Balance is overrated.”
Who is Akali?
“This champion’s rework turned them from a meme to a monster.”
Who is Mordekaiser?
“Baron is aggroed when this teammate steps too close during a fight.”
What is the ADC?
“You flashed for a kill, missed, and then typed this to your team.”
What is ‘Lag?’
“Your team begged you to group, but instead, you were doing this in the top lane while the enemy took Nexus.”
What is chasing a Singed for 2 minutes?
“I’m undead, but even I know never to miss a cannon minion!”
Who is Sion?
“Riot released this item and immediately regretted it.”
What is Statikk Shiv?
“This is what happens when your entire team dies to Baron at 20 minutes.”
What is an FF vote?
You told everyone to ‘just play safe,’ but then you did this instead.
What is dive 1v5 under tower?
“You locked in a troll pick, fed all game, and then had the audacity to type this in post-game lobby.”
What is ‘Not my fault, bot gap’?